Police charge Bicknell, Ind., with robberies of Kwik Stop Liquor Store

I love the headline. The whole town of Bicknell was arrested?

So glad I moved from there , I mean really.

fred did it

There is some might fine looking women over there in Bicknell and they's easy to get. Some of em have a few of their real teeth left. I know one name Linda who is a good looker but she always has lice real bad in her hair so you have to be careful and wear protection. Don't use a plastic bag over your head like that one guy did who suffocated. Lucky for me I'm balder than a cue ball so I don't worry about it. She's got a sister name of Brenda who is a little on the chunky side. Weighs somewhere around 450 pounds since she been dieting for a couple months now. She worked at the Satin Lady but they fired her cause she bent the dancing pole.

I noticed that headline too. It sounds like the whole town was arrested. Too funny.

Stinky, you saw me, you know I broke that pole with my thighs, it takes a whole lotta woman to do that. I practiced for months. I earned a lot more tips, but I had to pay for the broken poles. Didn't really come out ahead. What does a girl gotta do to make a living?????

Stinky....I thought I raised my grandson better then that. You know that fat ass that got fired was a friend of Uncle Ballicker Bobs! And besides I would never had gotten that there job if she wouldn't been fired. I heard she is working at some place called Bertha's Big Bitches. The poles there must be somtin to see! I heard they have one beauty working there who weighs in at 700lbs! Mamaw tinks you need to get a piece of dat ass Stinky baby. Kisses. Hey...whollottawoman. You work there by chance?

I wish!!!!!! can you help a sister out???