Bill Cosby for President

Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again! AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1). Any use of the phrase:'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy,'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3).. When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6). Welfare.-- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9).. One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes ..... nevertheless...... GOD BLESS AMERICA. Sincerely, Bill Cosby

(1)- Thats a legislative issue, i hope you have the majority in both houses... not to mention with this on your platform, you aren't getting elected.

(2)- This would destroy the global economy and since the dollar is the favored reserve currency, it would plummet and we'd all be spending euros 6 months into your 2 year plan.

(3)- see #2

(4)- Thats wonderful, but first you need to get them to sign the dotted line...they aren't under gov't control anymore.

(5)- Hey good idea, lets take it a step further, no social security - at all. Then you really do only get what you put in.

(6)- I understand the issue you are trying to draw attention to. this isn't the way to do it though.

(7)- This is an issue between the player's union and the team owners, good luck.

(8)- Unconstitutional...sorry

(9)- What do you think this will do to the price of other cash crops? Think you'll get the rural/farmer vote with this one?

(10)- Best Idea I've heard in years. Similar to the donations you can give on your tax forms

(11)- Every 'public' school...okay

(12)- Have fun defining the word appropriate on the house floor.

The Dude wrote:

(1)- Thats a legislative issue, i hope you have the majority in both houses... not to mention with this on your platform, you aren't getting elected.
(2)- This would destroy the global economy and since the dollar is the favored reserve currency, it would plummet and we'd all be spending euros 6 months into your 2 year plan.
(3)- see #2
(4)- Thats wonderful, but first you need to get them to sign the dotted line...they aren't under gov't control anymore.
(5)- Hey good idea, lets take it a step further, no social security - at all. Then you really do only get what you put in.
(6)- I understand the issue you are trying to draw attention to. this isn't the way to do it though.
(7)- This is an issue between the player's union and the team owners, good luck.
(8)- Unconstitutional...sorry
(9)- What do you think this will do to the price of other cash crops? Think you'll get the rural/farmer vote with this one?
(10)- Best Idea I've heard in years. Similar to the donations you can give on your tax forms
(11)- Every 'public' school...okay
(12)- Have fun defining the word appropriate on the house floor.

Just like it implies. Maybe we should change a few things, like the whole system!!!