Bringing culture to the Hillbillies

i know what you mean hag, i am so tired of living beside these inbred, redneck cro-mags. they are so stupid. all they do is get welfare checks and make meth. they also steal pills from their grandmas. they also vote against their interests.

ghost face wrote:

i know what you mean hag, i am so tired of living beside these inbred, redneck cro-mags. they are so stupid. all they do is get welfare checks and make meth. they also steal pills from their grandmas. they also vote against their interests.

Move then if you are so unhappy. I'm sure hag has plenty of room in her "mansion" lol

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>Oh no possum. You already covered it. I could care less, I know who I am and what i'm worth. I can buy and sell any and all of you and not even miss it. Nothing posted on here can ever change that. So it's all trivial and foolish to me just as you are possums. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

Woman, can you shut up for just one second? Nobody rattled your cage. Make yourself useful and do that pile of laundry or better yet, tell that heffer of a sister of yours to clean up her whiskers off of the bathroom sink. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, of course I had to marry this cretin that was bestowed upon me. I figured at least she would be good for being a brood mare. Boy was I wrong. The first and only little one she plopped out resembled her family so much (think of the banjo boy in "Deliverance") that we immediately put it up for adoption and had her tubes tied. At first her thing resembled a crease in a peach, but now looks like a cow patty with a wagon track through it. I guess I keep her around because I kind of feel sorry for her. I've tried to be a good husband to her, but I feel as if I have encouraged her illusion of grandeur. Don't get me wrong, we do have the nicest double wide in the trailer park and she did get some fake boobs when I got tired of her insistent whining about stepping on them when she got out of the shower, but it gives her no right to flaunt our success. That's all for now. I apologize for her behavior and if she keeps this up I promise she'll spend a little stay locked in the shed to think about her actions.

ghost face wrote:

i know what you mean hag, i am so tired of living beside these inbred, redneck cro-mags. they are so stupid. all they do is get welfare checks and make meth. they also steal pills from their grandmas. they also vote against their interests.

Hey simian. Feel like having me make you look like a fool?

ghost face wrote:

i know what you mean hag, i am so tired of living beside these inbred, redneck cro-mags. they are so stupid. all they do is get welfare checks and make meth. they also steal pills from their grandmas. they also vote against their interests.

I feel sorry for you dear. I will pray for you. It's sad when one is not happy in their location. Perhaps one day you can change that. Don't ever give up on your dreams dear. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>I feel sorry for you dear. I will pray for you. It's sad when one is not happy in their location. Perhaps one day you can change that. Don't ever give up on your dreams dear. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

WOW you do have a heart!! I just don't get why you hate all of us so much?! Would you please explain that?

hill girl wrote:

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WOW you do have a heart!! I just don't get why you hate all of us so much?! Would you please explain that?

If you would read the on going story in the previous posts, I'm trying to explain.

Wvgirlworkingmomof2 wrote:

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Move then if you are so unhappy. I'm sure hag has plenty of room in her "mansion" lol

can i get your face pregnant milf

hill girl wrote:

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WOW you do have a heart!! I just don't get why you hate all of us so much?! Would you please explain that?

Yes dear i do have a heart. I love WV, always have. It's some of the people i have issue with.Some are very nice and others can be vicious and rather uncouth. If they are nice to me i respond as such. It's as simple as that. If you mistreat a dog long enough it will fight back too. Night Dear. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>Yes dear i do have a heart. I love WV, always have. It's some of the people i have issue with.Some are very nice and others can be vicious and rather uncouth. If they are nice to me i respond as such. It's as simple as that. If you mistreat a dog long enough it will fight back too. Night Dear. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

Good night honey. I'm going to bed. Don't forget, your mom has a parole hearing in the morning.

Hagar May wrote:

Sorry folks. Hagatha is my wife. Here's her hang up with WV. She was a grubby, barefoot, stringy haired girl of 16 when I met her. I was 17 at the time and had a business relation with her father. Times were lean at her household and her father quickly exhausted his line of credit with me. He had 2 choices of payment, the family hog or Hagatha. Since the family hog would eventually provide meat for the family, that left Hagatha being expendable. She was traded to me to square up on his debt. Being that all of this happened in WV, she hasn't quite gotten over her trauma of being less valuable than a hog. I'll fill you in on the rest of the story later.

Sounds about right.

Hagatha May raped and killed a girl back in 2003.

Hagatha May wrote:

Possums, We will continue to bring culture to the masses in the hollars and hills of West Virginny. We realize many of you are illeterate and unclean, however we will strive to assist those who require and desire assistance. Please watch The Hatfields and McCoys on the History channel on Memorial Day. It is a three part series about mountain life in your area. Perhaps it will give you some insight as to why you remain the way you are and have not advanced. I know you all shoot first and ask questions later, but possums that is not the way the world works anymore. You can improve and not have to live the trailer life forever. There are options possums. Send the little possums to school. Make the husbands and the older possums look for employment and a meaningful existance. Purchase yourself a nice Coach bag or a pair of Gucci heels and it will improve the way you view the world. TaTa for now Lady of Quality ps DO NOT BUY KNOCKOFFS,VERY TACKY

Although "possums" is accepted, it really is opossum. Oh and your dependence on material things is ver disturbing. You must see yourself as nothing without brand name items.

Hagatha May wrote:

<quoted text>Sister get your story straight, first i must have just gotten off work,and now i have so much time to watch tv and videos. Which is it? I'll tell you what it is plain and simple. First of all some criticize my spelling and punctuation when theirs is so much worse. I've been accused of being a man,fag,lonely,pervert,uneduca ted,needy,poverty stricken,arrogant and on and on. Why? Did i do anything to anyone? Does anyone really know me? No. It is strictly because i do not care for hillbillies and make no bones about it. I find them rude and vulgar. To prove a point just read the posts from the Charleston forum. Vile,filth and sex. Degrading comments and posts about the life many lead there. And you think i would jump in and say what a wonderful place it is and how lovely the people are there? It's not just me possum, the nation makes fun of hillbillies and their way of life. Again,stereotypes exist for a reason. TaTa for now Lady of Quality

So if stereotypes exist for a reason you are saying that all Asians are good at math, it really is true that black guys are dead beat fathers, black women are obnoxious, white people can't dance, and so on. This just goes to show how simple minded you are.

Hagatha May is speaking the truth!!

You Might Be A Redneck If ----- You own all the components of soap on a rope except for the soap.

NYGirl wrote:

Hagatha May is speaking the truth!!

agreed

anon wrote:

You Might Be A Redneck If ----- You own all the components of soap on a rope except for the soap.

i love this and its so true