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bizness man101

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Sep 2, 2013
 
I will b in De Witt for work this week, from google it looks as if there's not much to do!:(,.. plz tell me I'm wrong!
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Sep 2, 2013
 
No you read right. This town is dead
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Sep 2, 2013
 

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bizness man101 wrote:
I will b in De Witt for work this week, from google it looks as if there's not much to do!:(,.. plz tell me I'm wrong!
I would be glad to help you plan an itinerary for your stay in Dewitt! The finest accommodations await you at the Sahara Motel where you can observe some of the locals in their natural habitat right next door at some of the finest meth labs in the city. You can dine at 1/4th star restaurants like the food bar at the piggy wiggly! And as for entertainment....well you can catch an invigorating cat fight at the local bar almost any night of the week. And to up the intensity, they fight toothless and shoeless!! Welcome to our town! Enjoy!!
mayor

Hartley, IA

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#4
Sep 2, 2013
 
Well said my friend well said
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Benton, AR

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Sep 2, 2013
 
mayor wrote:
Well said my friend well said
Ahh I do what I can...
Hahahaha

Cabot, AR

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#6
Sep 3, 2013
 
Love your humor but I think your talent is being wasted. You could make money off that in the right place.
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Sep 3, 2013
 
travel agent wrote:
<quoted text>I would be glad to help you plan an itinerary for your stay in Dewitt! The finest accommodations await you at the Sahara Motel where you can observe some of the locals in their natural habitat right next door at some of the finest meth labs in the city. You can dine at 1/4th star restaurants like the food bar at the piggy wiggly! And as for entertainment....well you can catch an invigorating cat fight at the local bar almost any night of the week. And to up the intensity, they fight toothless and shoeless!! Welcome to our town! Enjoy!!
So what ur saying is y'all have a hell of a town ???
Pollywog

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Sep 3, 2013
 
jim tom wrote:
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So what ur saying is y'all have a hell of a town ???
. Yes it really is a nice place. But mostly just Dregs and druggies post here.
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Cabot, AR

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Sep 3, 2013
 
jim tom wrote:
<quoted text>So what ur saying is y'all have a hell of a town ???
To be exact it's the town in the ninth level of hell.
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Sep 3, 2013
 
travel agent wrote:
<quoted text>To be exact it's the town in the ninth level of hell.
Sounds like a great place to live
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Cabot, AR

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#11
Sep 3, 2013
 
jim tom wrote:
<quoted text>Sounds like a great place to live
Yes but it has gotten SO touristy...the wait at the tobacco outlet has gotten RIDICULOUS!!
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Sep 3, 2013
 
travel agent wrote:
<quoted text>Yes but it has gotten SO touristy...the wait at the tobacco outlet has gotten RIDICULOUS!!
Do they have any place that serves fish sticks ??
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Cabot, AR

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Sep 3, 2013
 
jim tom wrote:
<quoted text>Do they have any place that serves fish sticks ??
The finest sticks of fish are served at that cozy little meth lab right on the edge of town. A great date spot!
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Sep 3, 2013
 
travel agent wrote:
<quoted text>The finest sticks of fish are served at that cozy little meth lab right on the edge of town. A great date spot!
Maybe I ride my red three wheeler over and try it out .
WILLIE JAMES HUFF

Fayetteville, AR

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Sep 3, 2013
 
SUMONE SIT ON MY FACE
yall is funny

Jacksonville, AR

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#16
Sep 4, 2013
 
Apparently DeWitt is full of Meth Head, Hoes, and comedians!!!
Cotton mouth

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Sep 4, 2013
 
jim tom wrote:
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Maybe I ride my red three wheeler over and try it out .
hey we should hook up And ride, i got a yellow three wheeler. We could pull up at the square and go budn budn budn. Itd be great.
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Sep 4, 2013
 
yall is funny wrote:
Apparently DeWitt is full of Meth Head, Hoes, and comedians!!!
And don't forget the extra special meth headed ho comedians!
WHYoWHYruCRAZY

Cabot, AR

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#19
Sep 4, 2013
 
Well I tell you what, It therefor be established on this dAy September, 3, 2013 that the town of DeWitt AR. be declared a independent union of north and south Methansas and that the liberty of nightly tweaking without prejudice of any other adjoining counties. If A. you have more than 2 teeth B. you have never had sexual relations with mother and daughter while the brother films C. You do not have 3 baby mothers or more and accused of more D. U do not have at least 1 jail house tattoos, E. U have never worked at Adams. You must exit this new union of Methansas and not doing so will result in a Union of tweakers taking your mobile home apart looking for alluminum foil and copper.

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Meth Manufacture of Lower Arkansas..
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Sep 4, 2013
 
WHYoWHYruCRAZY wrote:
Well I tell you what, It therefor be established on this dAy September, 3, 2013 that the town of DeWitt AR. be declared a independent union of north and south Methansas and that the liberty of nightly tweaking without prejudice of any other adjoining counties. If A. you have more than 2 teeth B. you have never had sexual relations with mother and daughter while the brother films C. You do not have 3 baby mothers or more and accused of more D. U do not have at least 1 jail house tattoos, E. U have never worked at Adams. You must exit this new union of Methansas and not doing so will result in a Union of tweakers taking your mobile home apart looking for alluminum foil and copper.

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Meth Manufacture of Lower Arkansas..
Isn't today the 4th?

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