What the heck does this have to do with pop, diet pills & a murder?Being that Cubano is very concerned about helping animals, I have rescued many animals over the years including horses. One day I had an idea that it would be wise to mate some of the horses. Since my Sticky AngeI Wings (AKA Big Beth from Tulsa) is getting old, its just a matter of time before I cash her in to get some serious coin from the glue factory. Lets face it, a horse as big as her would fetch a mighty dollar in this economy. I figure is she can squeeze out a baby horse, then in a few years the horse will be as fat as her mother and I can double my dollar.
So I picked up this male horse one day. It turns out the horse is of a Cuban breed named the equi-**** stallions. This particular horse was always very assertive too, always trying to hump Cubano's legs and sporting a horse-hard-on. I put my Sticky AngeI Wings and the Cuban horse in a pen together one day, expecting some instant copulation, but nothing happened. Weeks and weeks went by, but that Cuban horse had no interest in Big Beth what so ever. Finally out of frustration, I put the Cuban horse into a pen with other male horses since nothing was happening between him and my Sticky AngeI Wings. About 10 minutes later, I hear a whinny of sheer terror! I ran into the barn and to my horror, the Cuban horse had pinned another male horse against the wall and was trying desperately to mate with it. The helpless male horse was whinnying again and again with the sound of absolute torture, a sound I dare not repeat to anyone. I immediately split the two horses apart by zapping the Cuban horse with a cattle prod and the next day I shipped that damn Cuban horse down to Miami where it belongs.
Full story: WJW Fox 8 Cleveland
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