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How can I get rid of my crabs?

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Itchy

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Jan 29, 2012
 
DDT works real well.
wtf

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Jan 29, 2012
 

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go to wikepedia you halfwit!
Crackaina

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Jan 29, 2012
 
wtf wrote:
go to wikepedia you halfwit!
How do you spell that?
M Hughes

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Meet a hairy friend: give them to him / her.

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Jan 30, 2012
 

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Stay away from southern gal's. Duh.

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Here's a sure-fire cure. Get an icepick. Shave off the hair on your left side. Set the hair on your right side on fire and stab the little suckers with the ice pick when they run out.

Works every time
Otto Schneller

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Shave the affected area, and quit doing your immediate family members.
Insecticide

Burnsville, NC

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Feb 1, 2012
 
RAID works well.
Curall

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Feb 2, 2012
 

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If they're black crabs, put a "HELP WANTED" sign in the affected area and I guarantee they'll go away.
Mug

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Screw a negro or yankee beotch and you will get AIDS, die and never have to worry about crabs again.
What

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Feb 7, 2012
 
Mug wrote:
Screw a negro or yankee beotch and you will get AIDS, die and never have to worry about crabs again.
How stupid!
Truth

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bopper wrote:
leave the black infested people alone!!!!
Abe Lincoln said the same thing, now we're all paying the price.
Mug

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Feb 8, 2012
 
What wrote:
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How stupid!
No, stupid would be your old mammy who got knocked up with you.
Big Mama

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Feb 11, 2012
 
Big Mama got da bes tastin monsta body crabs dis side o da muddy missippi.
long john silver

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Feb 13, 2012
 
Come to our restaurant. Fresh crabs would be wonderful!!! People could watch you smack them with a hammer and then cook them!!!

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Cover them with a lot of Old Bay seasoning and then steam the heck out of them.
Are they hard shell or soft shell?

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Go to the doctor.
this works

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#22
Feb 19, 2012
 
you won't like it, but first you gotta shave every bit of hair in the crabby area. buy otc rid for hair lice and use it 3 times about five days apart. you probably need to delouse your linen and shorts with a hot water washing with bleach. yeah, if you have cash go to the doctor and get a script. TMI???

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