Jinge for James

This is a Jingle for James

Please feel free to add a new verse and continue the thread!!

Jingle for James

To all the guys I’ve loved before
James quit knocking at my door
I’m telling you now, like I told you then
You’re never, never getting in

To all the guys I’ve loved before
James quit graveling on the floor
You’ve never made it on the list
And I know this has you pi$$ed.

To all the guys I’ve loved before
James is a looser and so much more
He needs to hang on to his panties
Make sure they get back to granny

To all the guys I’ve loved before
James can’t take it anymore
Knowing he will never be
With a woman, other than mommy

To all the guys James has loved before
James got hugs and so much more
Maybe now he will leave us alone
Quit wondering from home to home

This could go on for days…….

If I could only sing i'd add another verse

James who?

marie wrote:

James who?

IDK - the one that keeps posting very mean things on this forum about women.

Pigs,barns and cow shit.
Kentucky women of little wit.
Obesity runs high in this shitty state.
Retardation among its citizens never abate.

If you had any sense you'd run like hell.
before they ring that next cow bell.
All kentucky women have one massive girth.
fat,ugly and stupid like their parents at birth.

I need a huge black one up my tight butt hole come on any takers?

Even though women an me dont get along i'll even let a girl do me with a strap on but its gotta be a huge black one though.