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Lindsey
Council Bluffs, IA
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He taught Spanish. I know because he was my teacher.
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Austin Brenden
Saint Paul, MN
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I used to go to school with him. He used to make me watch gladiator in the dark. His mom had loads of mountain dew. My dogs name was maddie. RIP. I was once slipped a rufee by some crazy man at the bar. I jumped out of the dons car. Ummm beard.
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marmalade wells
United States
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I understand what this poor girl was going thru. Dan p. Once exposed himself to my non albino butt. It was like looking at a fun size twix only brown.
See me this Saturday in sioux city iowa " BONE THUGS + MARMALADE WELLS = RIBS AND DELIGHT " ONE NITE ONLY!!!!"
U LOOK LIKE A BIG BOTTLE OF PEPTO BISMUL.
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dominoes hater
United States
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Sausage + peppers = hurt buns and dirty undies.
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jesh divis
United States
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Yo man, he aint be black but he be on da attack!! White gurls beware dan p be everywhere. Hungary jack mashed potatoes are good with bbq ribs.
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Austin Brenden
Saint Paul, MN
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My mom can beat jaws on nes because she has the fastest fingers in the universe. My mom would never send the naked to little kids because that is the gross. The reason kids grow up to be dominos employees is because dirty Spanish teachers send them pictures of their naughty parts. If he sent my son that picture I would eat sausage + peppers and sit on his face until the poo stopped flowing. Which would be a long time because sausage + peppers = hours of burning poo chunks.
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brandon prang
United States
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Dan was my partner for many years. We has a deep and meaningful relationship. I dont believe that this hot underage girl + dad can make sure aligations against my partner.
I will forever wonder about these words. " one glass bottle"
I will never understand its true meaning.
Im brandon prang, i had sex with my brother and several stuffed animals.
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Chris Maxwell
Saint Paul, MN
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Me and Dan used to play quake on my dreamcast. It was made by Sega. I used to always win. On new years dan left a duky hanging half way in the toilet so he could be the first one to poo in the year 2000. At least that's what he said he was doing. When I walked in the bathroom he was covered in fecal matter and was looking at a grade school yearbook. He ruined my new years. I told him I wanted to watch the ball drop. He thought I meant I wanted to watch children's shows and pee on eachother. How could he get that from dropping ball. I think he got me pregnant. 4 life.
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corey armstrong
United States
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Dan,
I raped that white b*tch like 3 years ago. I am on my was to prison, just has to be all shoutin at yas. Just kill the next one and make he give u a hot corey.
Sincerely your thug rapist
c. Armstrong
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Tom Benson
Saint Paul, MN
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This is mine B=====D
This is dans B==D
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ummm the don
United States
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Why dont u leave?? Kris, i will stand on ur jugular and u will just be the dead. Ummm just die and dons foreams will haunt u. Delicious wendys.
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ace ventura
United States
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Alrighty then!!!! That girls vag fit LIKE A GLOVE
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larry the cable guy
United States
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shelly hughes
United States
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I like to make it bacon for. 069¢. Mmmmm bacon. _
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jack napier
United States
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I hope that i dont get pushed inti chemicals. Everyone on this messageboard has serious issues. Ummm beth.
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the don
United States
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You better be sharing that controller buddy.
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hollywood hulk hogan
United States
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Let me tell you something dude. This girl is a liar! Dan tje man has been at my place for weeks, he has the fingers of an angel. So, what you gona do brother, what you gona do????? When danny p. Texts naked pic to you brother
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manda brenden
United States
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My brother told me if i could defeat bald bull , he would send me pic texts of his ball fro. If i beat the bruiser brothers, we will dig up maddie and have sex with the bones. Boomshockalaka.
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dave from storage wars
United States
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Roger M Klotz
Norfolk, NE
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Dan and I used to always pick on Doug Funny and his friend Skeeter the Skeet face. Dan tried to hook up with Patty Mayonnaise but once she turned 16 he wasn't interested any more. We like to use the nematoads story to lure the little school girls into the forest. I remember when Dan dressed up like a girl and snuck into a little girls slumber party. They called him porkchop and asked him how low he could go.
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