Stupid words in TN

Elvira Jane Biteme wrote:

My hole hurts! Too many carrots.

Mine hole hurts too, I let my dog lick it for too long. ouch

Agreed wrote:

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He probably has one of those ass-cams down in the toilet and has it confused. Son, you are in the wrong bathroom. That loose lip you are seeing is a dick. They are taking a crap.

I forgot to tell you, my ass-cam works great on my kids. I keep a picture of them on my cell and show most people I run into at Walmart. Everyone in Cookeville should have one, they are great!

I's goen to the hole dactar tooday. Mi's lickety splt hurts from da dog.

Looks as if the idiots have come out in droves. Really showing your intelligence there, folks. No wonder the Yankees think we are stupid.

Seriously wrote:

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That reply didnt even make sense. The person said that where they come from in the north the term doorwall wasnt used. What point did they prove?
Yankee and proud... You're not the only one who feels that way. And its not the south, its just this area.
And a lot of yankees would like to move on, but this place holds you back. No work means no money which means no way out!

so... you are here and broke... deal with it!!!! and by the way... if you get hungry.. most of these hillbillies would be proud to feed your stuck up northern butts

The man with three legs will give you a way out of th you Yankee carpet bagging trash

Elvira Jane Biteme wrote:

<quoted text>My hole has not been used in years other than to pee. I have tried many times at Wooly Bullys but to no avail. I even went to Jackson county and thought I was going to get me some but he turned out to be a she that was in our beloved Gay Pride Parade. I will not give up. I use carrots now to get the job done.

You pee out of your vagina? You better get in to see a doctor quick as you can!

somebody doesn't have a life if they have nothing better to worry about than some folks calling the last meal of the day supper. so what if some refer to lunch as dinner.

Cheddar Bob wrote:

I just wonder why all the women up north don't wear make up or fix their hair? The cut it short and look like men. I think the southern ladies (even the large ladies) are very pretty and fix themselves up. Maybe that is why all those Yankees come down here?
Heehee! let me tell you, Yankees suck and so does hockey so na na na boo boo!!

Maybe because they feel secure enough not to have to "fix up". You make it sound like southern women need to do something to look better. I think women that wear a ton of makeup, jewelry, accessories, fancy clothes, haircuts/dye jobs and perfume are fake and nauseating. I know women that won't leave the house even to run for a loaf of bread and wouldn't be caught dead without their makeup on. How sad to be so insecure. Give me a natural, secure woman any day over a fake, insecure one. It sure must be a let down when they wash their makeup off. BTW, hockey rocks, but it's not for pansies. Go Preds!!

dcm12 wrote:

What's with all the dumbass rednecks in TN who call lunch "dinner" and dinner "supper"?
I hate the word supper, it sounds like shit. It sounds like you're going to feed slop to a bunch of pigs.
The last meal of the day is DINNER you inbred morons!

Look the word supper up in any dictionary, you inbred moron.

sup·per
&#8194; &#8194;[suhp-er] Show IPA

noun
1.
the evening meal, often the principal meal of the day.

2.
any light evening meal, especially one taken late in the evening: an after-the-theater supper.

Why wrote:

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I was thinking about "The Last Supper". I wonder why is wasn't named "The Last Dinner"?

Love this! And I am from the North.

Hill folk is ignert fer calling vittles at all just eat yuns sum them there viennys

The difference in a Yankee and a damn Yankee?the damn Yankee doesn't leave.I hate the way people from michigan and Chicago talk. Their accent is so annoying.the people in Cookeville (basically anyone east of lebanon)are very embarrassing to Tennessee what kind of word is yuns?thanks to the people of east Tennessee we are now #1 in meth.labs I was in cookeville in 07 and they busted a meth lab in a day-care.

dcm12 wrote:

What's with all the dumbass rednecks in TN who call lunch "dinner" and dinner "supper"?
I hate the word supper, it sounds like shit. It sounds like you're going to feed slop to a bunch of pigs.
The last meal of the day is DINNER you inbred morons!

Don't like take your sorry yankee piece of $h1t ass back up north

traveller wrote:

So you "I married my dads doctors granddaughter for a claim to his estate" Yankee fools think you pronounce things correctly, Eh? Try going to Michigan and asking a grocery sticker what aisle the rice is on, repeating rice, thrice, before finally being asked "oh! You want rye-ece?" Do please do tell, just what the hell is "rye-ece" anyway? I've been all up north, and talked to many who had no problem conversing with "a lowly tennessean"
Don't like it here? That's cool. I didn't like the north either. Obviously you found something you liked or you wouldn't have lasted a week :)

Rye-ece? I'd like to know where you found someone who said it like that. I lived there for the first 23 years of my life and never heard that poor of pronunciation. Not even in the city of Taylor which we refer to as Talortucky. Yes we have plenty of southern transplants in Michigan as well as our own "special" breed of hillbilly.

I have to say this was pretty funny. I had heard but didn't realize it was this funny..(& I mean that in several different ways). I was born in Chicago, raised in Delaware & moved to Tennessee in the mid 70's...I love it here & wouldn't want to be any place else.And I will tell you this...I would NEVER EVER go to another persons home & tell them they are wrong in how they talk...that's rude & ignorant.

All I say is you all need to go back to country of England or Germany where many people in South came from.

I've been to the country of England and they talk just like the people in south.