Elijah saw the wheel

lol

Johnny Dollar wrote:

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I hope he means 50 cents.
I have a couple of case quarters I can spare.

I can prolly come up with half.

It's all good.
NoawImean?

Johnny Dollar wrote:

It's all good.
NoawImean?

Seemsane?

Is this post #40,000?

Never mind. Looked at the wrong number.

shovelhead wrote:

Never mind. Looked at the wrong number.

If so many hadn't been deleted we would probably be over 100,000 by now.
I'm glad y'all cleaned up your language.:)

HEY GOPHER...
DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK HUNTING LAST SUNDAY??
I'm shouting because you must not have heard me when I asked on Monday. You didn't answer yet.
Me & Shovelhead are really interested.

Johnny Dollar wrote:

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If so many hadn't been deleted we would probably be over 100,000 by now.
I'm glad y'all cleaned up your language.:)
HEY GOPHER...
DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK HUNTING LAST SUNDAY??
I'm shouting because you must not have heard me when I asked on Monday. You didn't answer yet.
Me & Shovelhead are really interested.

I want to see Jack chasing that rabbit through the woods.

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering
the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

sup yall?

An obviously well researched and documented hypothesis and history
lesson.....

The year is 1947 some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little
over 62 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object
with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I
certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for
you. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

colajim wrote:

sup yall?

All's good. How about you.
Where have you been keeping yourself?
You are mighty scarce around here.

Johnny Dollar wrote:

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All's good. How about you.
Where have you been keeping yourself?
You are mighty scarce around here.

sup JD? been awhile. school. I finished!!!
just got a new job.

I jumped on here the other night. Hope all is well with you.

Let me get this straight ...

... we're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?

Everyone gone out and picked up their milk and bread yet? Isn't that what we're supposed to do when there's a threat of rotten weather?

Good morning all. I hope everyone had as pleasant a weekend as I did.
//////////
Colajim,
I'm glad to hear you have finished school & already got a new job.
I hope you don't have to drive all the way to Charlotte for this one.
Don't be a stranger.
It's a lot slower on this site than it was but good folks still touch base.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said,'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied,'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered,''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said,''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said.'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

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Hi everyone. Back after a long hiatus. Good news...single mom (we have been helping due to domestic violence incident last year) and son are fine and he is growing quickly... bad news... she can never go back to work (walmart). If she does she will have to sit for 15 minutes for every hour she works. More if she is symptomatic of health issues. So our next step is to see if she can be cleared for a desk job or needs to go on disability. We are really trying to get her in the job world again. But doctors are fighting her.

This is why I haven't been on here. For those of you who know where to find me you all know how much everyone here means to me. The site I go on has helped me in my endeavor to keep this young lady going. It has been a long few months but worth every second of tears and laughter to see them happy again.

tmcnjgirl wrote:

Hi everyone. Back after a long hiatus. Good news...single mom (we have been helping due to domestic violence incident last year) and son are fine and he is growing quickly... bad news... she can never go back to work (walmart). If she does she will have to sit for 15 minutes for every hour she works. More if she is symptomatic of health issues. So our next step is to see if she can be cleared for a desk job or needs to go on disability. We are really trying to get her in the job world again. But doctors are fighting her.
This is why I haven't been on here. For those of you who know where to find me you all know how much everyone here means to me. The site I go on has helped me in my endeavor to keep this young lady going. It has been a long few months but worth every second of tears and laughter to see them happy again.

Seems like most of us are gone but the diehards are still here.