Go Bruins! We feel inferior to our rivals so we must do this to build up our esteem!It must suck having one sport your School is good at, yet not bring play in any Bowl game - while your hated fival that you beat 50-0 is recognized as the Pac-12 south champion. Then comes basketball...you know the rest.....then comes baseball, you know rhe rest.
Life is goOoOod as a Bruin fan..let's go Bruins, the third time is the charm...let's get that National Championship Banner, and have the Bragging rigjts as the only school to win a national championship in all 3 major sports (I think, but not certain).
O.J. Simpson (King of the trojans; Double Murderer and proud of it; Convicted of Armed Robbery and Kidnapping, now serving time).
Todd Marinovich (While on Probation for Heroin, got caught with Methamphetamines and syringes while skateboarding in a prohibited area. Of course, he also RESISTED ARREST).
Keyshawn Johnson (Egomaniac who was accused of planning to hire a hitman to kill his ex-wife; Called Jon Gruden a Mother-F#cker, in the Press).
Mark McGwire (ADMITTED Steroid Abuser, who refused to be honest with Congress, only coming clean in a transparent effort to get into the HoF and keep a new job with St. Louis; Sleazily betrayed [former employer] McDonald’s by doing anti-Big Mac ads for Carl’s Jr.).
Frank Gifford (ADMITTED Adulterer turned P-Whipped milquetoast).
Darrell Russell (Accused of drugging his friend Oceania Vaillancourt with GHB [the date-rape drug], and videotaping her while she was raped by his two buddies. Russell was charged with 25 felonies, including rape, penetration with a foreign object, and oral copulation on an unconscious person. In court, he said that Oceania had consented. However, on the tape, she looked drugged-out; Suspended from the NFL for a year for substance abuse, and got 3 months added ON for bad behavior off the field; Arrested for a DUI, as he was speeding away from a Nevada whorehouse. Sadly, Darrell was recently killed in a high-speed, one-car traffic accident, on La Cienega Blvd., where driver Mike Bastianelli, a fellow ex-trojan [who also died], crashed into about a dozen obstacles including a parked bus).
Winston Justice (Busted for trying to hire a hooker, who was actually an undercover cop; Arrested on WEAPON charges, after allegedly threatening a fellow student with a gun).
Aaron Boone (Blew 5 million dollars by getting injured playing basketball, which was strictly prohibited in his contract. 6 weeks later he was released by a Yankee team expected to dominate the league).
Wil Poole (Busted for Driving Under the Influence).
R. Jay Soward (Went ballistic in an amusement park, fought with security guards, and got busted for public intoxication on something other than alcohol; Virtually thrown out of the NFL)
Desmon Farmer (Big-mouth, arrogant basketball wannabe who constantly taunted Bruins and Pauley fans)
Mike Williams (Dropped out, insulted his school and fans, hired an agent, came back, and said that his summer school classes are more important than football. Lied about being misled by the NFL and tried to sue, even though the NFL absolutely told him the risks).
Junior Seau (Insulted Blacks with “fried chicken and watermelon” joke, then insulted Gays by insisting that he was not a “homo.” In 2010, got arrested for Domestic Violence, after battering his live-in girlfriend; After the arrest, he drove his SUV off a cliff, in an apparent suicide attempt).
Cole Ford (Fired shotgun blasts at Siegfried and Roy and was a fugitive from Police for weeks).
Paige Laurie (The Wal-Mart Heiress who attended SC, but bought much of her schoolwork from another student, for thousands and thousands of dollars. Her name was subsequently stripped from the Arena that had been named in her honor).
Eric Wright (Cornerback who transferred out of sc after a Rape investigation and the finding of 136 Ecstasy Pills in his dormroom).