Man gets probation for killing, eating cat

oh too many possible jokes here...

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Next this fruitcake will be killing and eating the neighbor's KID. He's got a good start toward cannibalism -- this is the way Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy started out -- small animals. This guy should have been locked up in a psychiatric ward, not given probation.

BeckyKnapp wrote:

Next this fruitcake will be killing and eating the neighbor's KID. He's got a good start toward cannibalism -- this is the way Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy started out -- small animals. This guy should have been locked up in a psychiatric ward, not given probation.

are you a vegitarian?? if not you eat animals every day genius. ever eat rabbit, veal, chicken? think about it your close to cannibalism too!!

did he make general tso's chicken?

logic wrote:

<quoted text> are you a vegitarian?? if not you eat animals every day genius. ever eat rabbit, veal, chicken? think about it your close to cannibalism too!!

Killing and eating the neighbor's pet, GENIUS, isn't really "normal" behavior. God, I'm glad I don't live next door to YOU!

We eat catfish don't we?

this was clearly a cat-astrophe.
(sorry - too easy)
It cat-apulted him into the news.
What cat-egory would this fall under?
He is the cat's meow.
Was he from cat-alina Island?
His dinner was a cat-ch all.
Did he purchase the condiments from a cat-alogue?

That's all, folks.

Oops - one more.
Did he go boating on his cat-amaran?

Boy this is really sad, that some people can not
see how WRONG AND SICK this man is. What next???
The neighbors dog???? Later on a child???? Just to
see how it tastes.
It is documented that most sick people like him,
start with little animals, and progress from there on. I find nothing funny about this. We have become so cold and uncaring, that is scary.
No compassion left, even for a little cat.
The guy who did this, NEEDS PSYCHOTHERAPY, and not
let loose without some deep therapy. Sick, is all
I can say. I am not so sure who is more sick, the
guy who did this OR the ones who think it is ok
and even FUNNY!!!!!

lakerman1 wrote:

this was clearly a cat-astrophe.
(sorry - too easy)
It cat-apulted him into the news.
What cat-egory would this fall under?
He is the cat's meow.
Was he from cat-alina Island?
His dinner was a cat-ch all.
Did he purchase the condiments from a cat-alogue?
That's all, folks.

He was sleepy after dinner so he took a cat nap.
had a blank stare and became quite catatonic

no time, very good! And brokenwing, lighten up. You need the cat nap.
You are nearly cat-atonic.

One more: I'm a cat-a-moron for saying Obama was a muslim! I like to cat-apult facts right out the window.

And here I thought it was CURIOSITY that killed the cat.....Go figure.

...so many cats, so few recipes.

Staatsanwalt:„Dieser Kerl ist ein Schwein“ Perverser Wächter hatte Sex mit bis zu 100 Leichen
Schrecklicher Verdacht in Cincinatti (USA): Ein Aufseher soll in einer Leichenhalle bis zu 100 tote Frauen missbraucht haben!

Kenneth Douglas (55) schob von 1976 bis 1992 Nachtschichten in der Leichenhalle – 16 Jahre Zeit, um seinem perversen Trieb zu folgen.

Here, think that is funny also. Made EVERY NEWSPAPER IN GERMANY. Put americans in good light.
Google Kennet Douglas and make jokes, tell us
how really sick some people are.
Has nothing to do with being funny. This was a
cat, a pet, it makes me cry and find nothing funny
about it. Our children and grandchildren are
surrounded by sickos, and may I say, in other countries you are not looked upon as "stupid libs" or "repukes", plain american. Stick together, do not separate, as one you can do better things. And Soldiers fight side beside
not asking are you liberal or republican. America
the beautiful, so sad what is happening in your
beautiful country.

Not bad with a little CATsup!

The questions that aren't answered -
WHY did he kill and eat it? Was he starving?
Was the cat running loose and being a nuisance? Would the penalty be less if he just killed it?
Kinda weird, the story isn't complete.
GBKY

Would it be legal if it was His cat?

Brenda1 wrote:

The questions that aren't answered -
WHY did he kill and eat it? Was he starving?
Was the cat running loose and being a nuisance? Would the penalty be less if he just killed it?
Kinda weird, the story isn't complete.
GBKY

TOO weird and it reminds me of us going to a Chinese place and hubby getting a white meat marinated & fried on a stick and asked me what it was and I joking said a cat leg , the other white meat.. It was strange looking textured meat and he just looked at me like WHAT, I HOPE you are KIDDING ME!! LOL * he ate it so it must of been OK.=)
I have some friends in little Washington, I'll have to call and get the real scoop!=)