Phenix City is seriously hindered in terms of Internet speeds...

There should be a FUN ZINE created called THE SOUTH SEALE REVIEW, a compilation of the art and musings of allllllll the GGGGGGGRRRREATS of the South East Area! Johnathan Lancome and Fred Brinks are currently working on a PLAY for the small stage called HABE-DASHERY it shall be fashion and art set to a mix of small appliances, power tools and looped sound recordings of bird chirps. Also using old library microfiche machines attached to overhead projectors poems written on confetti and broomstraws can be set similar to SAN FRANSISCO BAY AREA PSYCHEDELIA. Ambient sounds, the passing of gas and small belches can also add to the synchronicity of the artistic tomes.

People should buy MICRO CASSETTE recorders. The sound quality is fantastic. Andy Warhol used one to create for his INTERVIEW MAGAZINE. Micro cassettes have great sound quality. Most are made in JAPAN which are known for their fastideous quality. A small patch adapter from RADIO SHACK can tie a MICRO CASSETTE into a USB. Micro cassettes are small and the sound is in stereo and mono. Artists should use micro cassettes to create great music and dialogue mixes. Encourage true creators o explore MICRO CASSETTES. Mattel and other companies actually in the late eighties created several video recorders which utilized a standard cassette audio tape to record image. Though it was in black and white. These toy systems are highly sought out today on EBAY by collectors and fringe art afficienados.

Word has it that a huge slide compilation is in the works comprised of all the interesting kitsch culture and architectural gems only seen in Alabama between South Seale Road in Phenix City and the ANGULAR LEFT toward Eufaula. 320 slides in KODACHROME and FUJI HIGH RESOLUION are already taken. Word has it EUFAULA is now the CENTRAL LOCATION of the growing "SLIDE SCENE". Slides projected to sound at night against suitable walls is the new direction. Pause everyone. INHALE! Now THINK! SLIDE FFFFFFILM! Also yard sell find boxes of vintage slides sorted also ads KITSCH to the HYPE! So go ask PEE PAW if he has any slides and CREATE A SHOW!

Why is there no art supply store or art scene in Phenix City?

The famous BARE CHESTED image needs to be a fold out poster TIGER BEAT STYLE like the SPECIAL IMAGE of PAUL MCCartney on the WHITE ALBUM insert POSTER. Did ya'll see Paul getting loved on by LADY GA GA at the Grammys. PAUL POWER exists locally and PAUL needs to insert a fold out poster in his next CD. Why aren't there more poetry CDs of local poets? Duane. Your fans want to hear your CD. So go record it! DUANE! DUANE! DUANE! Everyone encourage DUANE to record a POETRY CD.

We know it is YOU poet posting all this stuff. Are you on MOCHE LATTE' PLUS?

Have you seen all the local cats wearing UNDER ROOS on their heads like STEVE JONES of THE SEX PISTOLS. What is that about? I can't believe they weren't thrown out of the mall wearing that.

Funny. Everyone is posting using the same font and style. Ya'll ain't slick.

I used to hear guys at work swearing about a pregnant woman coming in an ALBANY hospital birthing STILL BORN PUPPIES. Now I'm hearing tales about top notch she males actually getting INTESTINALLY PREGNANT where an actual ZYGOTE forms in the colon and has to be surgically removed. A still born calcified human shaped lesion fetus thingy in the colon. Anyone else have info on this PHENOMENA?

ZINES wrote:

My cousin Larry Mondelo liked to create ZINES in high school. He called them ZYNES. He mixed brillant colours like PETER MAX and swirled them on the paper before printing. They were all hand set block press.

Sounds like some classy stuff.

ART SUPPLIES wrote:

Why is there no art supply store or art scene in Phenix City?

Well there are the CVCC artists out on South Seale Road.

As the local film-maker Truman Bentley put it:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.arts.poetr...

"You must become a painter. If you aren't artistic buy slide film and
take pretty pictures. Project the slide on your canvass and then draw
it in. Then hand paint the colors. You can learn to paint."

--
Will Dockery & Friends at Hogbottom:
http://youtu.be/EBpnUOepRZg

BIG LOT gots uh pocket cam for $16.00. Pick a nice crowd chick to film all your live shows. Then go to CVCC library and load your latest sangins to your web page. You need several new songs per week. Sincerely, COLONEL TOM PARKER.

Yea Cable tv of east alabama sucks. There is something definitely tricky going on under the table with the phenix city council, and Cable tv of east alabama. How a horrible company like that can stay in business is truly reflective of a city that doesn't give a rat's a$$ about its citizens.

exactly what Im saying Jim bob, thanks for chiming in.

There is also a long thread on CTVEA in the phenix city forums, just do a simple search and you'll find it. Its basically the same long list of complaints you see on the google reviews lol.

Thanks Jim, Ill do that. I mean Phenix city SURVIVES on Columbus, if it wasn't for Columbus and Ft Benning, phenix city would be a piece of sh*t city. For them to have cripple their own city with horrendous cable/internet speaks volumes about what kind of dumb a$$es they have on the council. Real talk

POCKET CAM wrote:

BIG LOT gots uh pocket cam for $16.00. Pick a nice crowd chick to film all your live shows. Then go to CVCC library and load your latest sangins to your web page. You need several new songs per week. Sincerely, COLONEL TOM PARKER.

Without a doubt the local outfit doing the most documentation of the local music and art scene is East Alabama Cable Television (Phenix City Cable) with their innovative progamming on Channel 7 in the East Alabama area... video blocks in the old MTV style, interviews, live footage. On YouTube this material can be found at:

http://www.youtube.com/user/RusticViewer07

About EATV 7:
East Alabama TV channel 7
CTVEA Cable TV of East Alabama

Jim Bob McGillicutty wrote:

There is also a long thread on CTVEA in the phenix city forums

Well, although Phenix City Cable does get some bad press from disgruntled customers, as I was just writing, East Alabama Cable Television (Phenix City Cable) also has the most innovative local progamming in this (or almost any) area on Channel 7 in the East Alabama area, covering the local music, art, poetry and comedy scene... video blocks in the old MTV style, interviews, live footage. On YouTube this material can be found at:

http://www.youtube.com/user/RusticViewer07

About EATV 7:
East Alabama TV channel 7
CTVEA Cable TV of East Alabama

If you got one of them digital hd tvs you can see HBO pretty good for free on expanded basic in phenix city. I don't know why it works but it does. Old tvs it don't show up but just the sound.
I guess its a free service they provide for customers with nice tvs.

The loud commercials are nice to.
Nothing like trying to watch Monday Night Football while the wife and kids sleep and then all of a sudden..

GOTTA GET TO GIBBS AUTO SALES!
GOTTA GET TO GIBBS AUTO SALES!
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GOTTA GET TO GIBBS AUTO SALES!

Gotta be Jonny on the spot with that remote or all Hell is to pay...
I wonder if Dish is like that?