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former roundtowner
Washington Court House, OH
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Yo mama so ugly, she could only be yo mama.
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“sticks n' stones”
Since: Mar 12
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Yo mama is so ugly she tried to take a bath and all the water jumped out.
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“sticks n' stones”
Since: Mar 12
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Yo mama is like a Christmas tree 'cuz everybody hangs balls on her.
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lol
United States
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Yo mama so fat she fell and caused an earthquake.
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Murr
Circleville, OH
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Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks the Salvation Army has tanks and machine guns.
Yo mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
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“sticks n' stones”
Since: Mar 12
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fullofshlt wrote: Yo momma teeth so green if she smiles at a intersection all the cars go. This one makes me laugh everytime I read it. You win the internet.
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Since: Jul 12
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yo mama so lazy she never taught u rite from wrong & thats y u b n & out pcj all ur life
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TCT
Circleville, OH
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Yo mama so stupid when they told her it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl
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THE GRAVE
Wilmington, OH
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yo mama so ugly you have to hang a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her yo mama so ugly the sweat run backwards off her face yo mama so cross eyed she catch ya doin shit around corners
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THE GRAVE
Wilmington, OH
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yo mamas got a butter face___everything look good but her face
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Shenandoah
Londonderry, OH
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Yo mama's ass is so fat, it got its own zip code.
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fullofshlt
Circleville, OH
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yo momma so fat she rode the heavy duty scooter in walmart and broke the damn thing.
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“sticks n' stones”
Since: Mar 12
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You'll never be the man yo mama is.
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yo mama
United States
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Yo mama, so easy a caveman can do her.
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wayne
Hammond, IN
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Since: Jul 12
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yo mama so hunchbacked she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time
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former roundtowner
Washington Court House, OH
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Yo mama so fat, she was on the bus the other day and stood up and gave her seat to two pregnant ladies.
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“Displaced Denizen”
Since: Aug 12
Powell Ohio
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Yo mama so skinny she wear a belt wid spandex.
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“sticks n' stones”
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Yo mama so ugly she went through a haunted house and came out with a job application.
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wonder
Danville, KY
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yo momma is so fugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!
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