David Letterman marries longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko; coup...

Unbelievable wrote:

Who cares....Letterman is a moron anyway. Who would want to marry that jerk ?

Sparky wrote:

Tom-sKKKi, Tom-sKKKi, Tom-sKKKi, Top 10 Reasons Why Your Bride Married a Pollack:
10. She met you at the family reunion.
9. She was attracted to you because you were first cousins.
8. You welcomed the fact that your aunt would also be your mother-in-law.
7. She liked that your children would be your second cousins.
6. You both agreed on the color of the bowling shirts for the bridal party.
5. She liked your idea of having the reception at the Belvedere Spa.
4. The Warsaw ghetto was a much better honeymoon site than the city of New Britain.
3. The hot dogs at Capitol Lunch were bigger than the hot dog she tasted on the wedding night.
2. Your pharmacist brother supplied unlimited birth control pills, though every time she used one, it always fell out.
1. It was OK by you that your bride had more facial hair than Travis the Chimp.

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Tommy wrote:

Dave, ten ways to spot the bride at an Italeann wedding:
10) braided armpits
9) one eyebrow
8) no mustache (wedding day only)
7) garlic BO
6) her brothers in their bakers whites
5) Travis turned down RSVP a month ago
4) Travis' friend has a headache
3) Travis' owner busy countersuing
2) guests see chicken blood containers
1) bride has long nose, droopy eyes and dark kinky hair.