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lookin' fer a butiful young lady tween 18 to say....70 or so. gots to know how to skin a deer cause huntin' seesons here and no how to skin a cat fish and clean a bass or to. if you got a boat that wood be perty helpful cause mine got a hole in it and the thang started ta sinkin' so i jumped out of it and when i did i hit the bottom an skint my knee. the water was only about a foot deep tho. i lost my driver licents so youll have to drive everwere. dont know where mine is, maybe lost em when i baled out o the boat that time. need to no how to cook to cause i brang home a lot of meat and gort a gardin to. have collerds and taters and beans and fixn to have some okra to. i am about 4 foot, about as high as a pease of plywood standin on its side. an i way about as much as 4 bags of hog feed. cause i can only carry 3. aint shaved in three yers and got to go see a dentis....last time i went was wen i was 10. i am 36 now. (grinning like a opossum in a gum bush) so ifn your inested leev a massag an ia git bak to ya as soonaspossible thanky
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Still lookin fur me a womern!
lookin' fer a butiful young lady tween 18 to say....70 or so. gots to know how to skin a deer cause huntin' seesons here and no how to skin a cat fish and clean a bass or to. if you got a boat that wood be perty helpful cause mine got a hole in it and the thang started ta sinkin' so i jumped out of it and when i did i hit the bottom an skint my knee. the water was only about a foot deep tho. i lost my driver licents so youll have to drive everwere. dont know where mine is, maybe lost em when i baled out o the boat that time. need to no how to cook to cause i brang home a lot of meat and gort a gardin to. have collerds and taters and beans and fixn to have some okra to. i am about 4 foot, about as high as a pease of plywood standin on its side. an i way about as much as 4 bags of hog feed. cause i can only carry 3. aint shaved in three yers and got to go see a dentis....last time i went was wen i was 10. i am 36 now.(grinning like a opossum in a gum bush) so ifn your inested leev a massag an ia git bak to ya as soonaspossible thanky |
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Well, darn gon it Bub you sound like a man of my hart!!I got a darn good jon boat, 14 foot er, got couple squirrly guns, 1 perty nise deer shooter, blue tick hound, some mighty fine catfish poles,one cat almost eat me once, he were so big!cCan cook collard greens,secial with hard boil eggs,big pan corn pone,ham hock,plus gardens are my prise gift, got a green thumb old doc think it went bad and wanted to whack it off. Can can food,sew own clothes, go barefooting,drive my old pickup,fix my own repair needs, don;t smoke,nip of shine on cold days,in order to knock off chills,got a cat to rid me of varmin,well, heck got it perty much what you were yowling about!!! But I do have a tooth or two gone,wee bit taller then you be, tip the feed scale a bit more too, but can carry a tune perty good though,never seen possum grin in a gumbush, but have baked a possum or two,plus a tasty ground hog to.Well that bout sums me up!!!Keep your old wood stove soked!!!
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Yipeee.gol darn it.Ye jest the womern Im lookin fur.How y'all doin sweety ? |
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got uh sester uvaible? sonds like uh nis famly. but i dont no if'in i like possum. an i aint got no teeth.But shor do need a woman! Ain't had muh drawers warsh in munths.Nor muh dishs.an muh hogs iz gitten thin.well i better be gettin, cuz muh still iz coolin off. |
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hey bubba i bet you could fine ya woman in wyoming county, check out the mullens forum GOOD LUCK WITH THE ROMANCE! |
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