Looking for an old friend........

Anybody seen or heard from Leesha Hawkins? She was always a great friend, but I haven't been able to get ahold of her for a couple years now. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks!

The Doctor wrote:

Anybody seen or heard from Leesha Hawkins? She was always a great friend, but I haven't been able to get ahold of her for a couple years now. Any input would be appreciated. Thanks!

I would start with the on line phone book.

If you mean Latisha (tisha) Hawkins, I'm wondering what kind of friend you are that doesn't know her name. Never heard of Leesha.

No way would I ever give out someone's information like a address or phone no. There is no way to know the person that is asking and what he/she may want. If they know the name or just the last name look in the phone book.

If you know the person you may want to let her know about The Doctors post then she can look into it if she wants.
I think on the side of safety

The original question has been evaded. No, I do not mean "Latisha". Look at my posting. It is capitalized properly, punctuated properly, and spelled properly. Just because you are illiterate doesn't mean everybody else is. If you don't know her, just pass this one by. Go to the next thread. As for you, Ho Dee Doo Doo, opinions are welcome, but I will definitely rebuttle. Do you think I haven't already done all of the above? Do the cellular companies send you a phone book each year listing people's cell phone numbers? I think not. Did I ask for personal information? Did I request that somebody have her give me a call? Did I ask, "Hey, Ho. Would you care to find her and forward me her address?"? Do you think that I may just possibly be concerned about her well-being and perhaps like to know that she is still in the area? I have an idea! Remove your head from your a$$ before you try to talk, or type. Good luck!

The Doctor wrote:

The original question has been evaded. No, I do not mean "Latisha". Look at my posting. It is capitalized properly, punctuated properly, and spelled properly. Just because you are illiterate doesn't mean everybody else is. If you don't know her, just pass this one by. Go to the next thread. As for you, Ho Dee Doo Doo, opinions are welcome, but I will definitely rebuttle. Do you think I haven't already done all of the above? Do the cellular companies send you a phone book each year listing people's cell phone numbers? I think not. Did I ask for personal information? Did I request that somebody have her give me a call? Did I ask, "Hey, Ho. Would you care to find her and forward me her address?"? Do you think that I may just possibly be concerned about her well-being and perhaps like to know that she is still in the area? I have an idea! Remove your head from your a$$ before you try to talk, or type. Good luck!

Hey Doctor, you dumb arse, did it ever occur to you that Topix forums are swarming with debt collectors trying to pose as friends trying to get unsuspecting idiots that love to gossip and peruse these trash forums, trying to get them to tell them how to contact the deadbeat? Hey, I'm all for getting people to pay their bills, but 9 out of 10 people asking about people and their whereabouts are from collection agencies. It works so that's why they do it. Margaret in her hair curlers watching Oprah sitting on topix looking for some juicy gossip on a wednesday afternoon will sure enough spill the beans on Judy and how to get ahold of her to someone posing as a long lost friend. It happens all the time. So, our white sheeted KKK buddy Ho de doo is right for a change. That idiot finally has the caution flags up to you, so go blow. If you're not from a collection agency, your post would be rare, but there's no way to really know. So lighten up sparky.

Illiterate? Actually, I've been an English professor for 14 years now. If you are from here you likely know me Doc. And yes, your post is capitalized properly, punctuated properly, and spelled properly, although it could use some grammatical work. You really should not begin sentences with the word anybody since it is an indefinite pronoun. The sentence should have begun; "Does anyone". OK, class dismissed.

Since you obviously did not mean Latisha, and since my first post stated clearly that it was only in reply "if you mean", I'm not sure why you were offended.

Former Collection Guy wrote:

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Hey Doctor, you dumb arse, did it ever occur to you that Topix forums are swarming with debt collectors trying to pose as friends trying to get unsuspecting idiots that love to gossip and peruse these trash forums, trying to get them to tell them how to contact the deadbeat? Hey, I'm all for getting people to pay their bills, but 9 out of 10 people asking about people and their whereabouts are from collection agencies. It works so that's why they do it. Margaret in her hair curlers watching Oprah sitting on topix looking for some juicy gossip on a wednesday afternoon will sure enough spill the beans on Judy and how to get ahold of her to someone posing as a long lost friend. It happens all the time. So, our white sheeted KKK buddy Ho de doo is right for a change. That idiot finally has the caution flags up to you, so go blow. If you're not from a collection agency, your post would be rare, but there's no way to really know. So lighten up sparky.

Where do you dip chits come up with this KKK stuff? I am not a member of the KKK, But with people like you kind-a makes me want to join.
But of course when all else fails pull the race card Its the Lib. thing to do.
Lets just say I do belong to the Klan and I don't, They have the same right to be Klan members as you have to be what ever you are. And the same right too belong to the Klan as blacks do to be part of their many groups. Same with Mexicans and anyone else until laws are broken.

Thanks for your post.

The common liberal has two weapons in their arsenal, One of them is the race card and the other is to launch personal attacks.

The Doctor wrote:

The original question has been evaded. No, I do not mean "Latisha". Look at my posting. It is capitalized properly, punctuated properly, and spelled properly. Just because you are illiterate doesn't mean everybody else is. If you don't know her, just pass this one by. Go to the next thread. As for you, Ho Dee Doo Doo, opinions are welcome, but I will definitely rebuttle. Do you think I haven't already done all of the above? Do the cellular companies send you a phone book each year listing people's cell phone numbers? I think not. Did I ask for personal information? Did I request that somebody have her give me a call? Did I ask, "Hey, Ho. Would you care to find her and forward me her address?"? Do you think that I may just possibly be concerned about her well-being and perhaps like to know that she is still in the area? I have an idea! Remove your head from your a$$ before you try to talk, or type. Good luck!

I know her and I know where shes at Doc. She is right behind you. Did you look? Look....Hahahahha dumbshit. Dont you dare get on topix flapping those gums or I will smack you in the face. Matter of fact Doc I want you to do me a favor. Go get a hammer and sit down at your computer. I want you to place your right hand down and pick the hammer up with your left hand. OK now smash all of your fingertips so you will never be tempted again to get on your computer and pop off. Now I hope you catch a cold this week ha,haha,ha,ahah,ah,,ahha,haha, hahaha MORON...hey Doc none of this grammer is correct blow me

Well, Brad Pitt, I suppose you have bested me. It all started when you said, "She is right behind you.". I didn't see her, so I continued reading. Considering I keep a hammer right next to my computer, I didn't have to exert much effort to follow your next instruction. I smashed my fingers, but didn't do a very good job because I am not left handed. I did, however, do a significant amount of damage to my desk. I proceeded to ride my Huffy bicycle to the nearest hardware store to pick up some re-finishing materials for the desk. I was in such a mad rush, I forgot to put on my scarf and rubber boots. So, there I was, riding my bike down the street wearing nothing but a jock (backwards, of course), a plastic cowboy hat with the little drawstring pulled tight to help reduce wind resistence, a pair of worn out cowboy boots on the wrong feet, and a holster which housed my two shiny cap guns that I wear around town to show people I mean business. Well, I'll be damned if I haven't caught that cold you spoke of. It has now turned into a rare strain of the flu called H2N6. It is a mix of the ever popular swine flu, and the timeless Asian bird flu. Since I am a doctor, I have diagnosed myself as being the first U.S. citizen to acquire the Philippino Swinebird Gonococcus Immuno-Deficiency Influenza. Dot com. I now see clearly that Topix is merely a place to downgrade and bash the sh*t out of people as opposed to politely inquiring of the general whereabouts of a friend. All apologies for invading your crucification grounds. Perhaps one day arkanSAS will be banished from the union and turned into a cesspool for the rest of the nation to dump their refuse and excrement.

The Doctor wrote:

Well, Brad Pitt, I suppose you have bested me. It all started when you said, "She is right behind you.". I didn't see her, so I continued reading. Considering I keep a hammer right next to my computer, I didn't have to exert much effort to follow your next instruction. I smashed my fingers, but didn't do a very good job because I am not left handed. I did, however, do a significant amount of damage to my desk. I proceeded to ride my Huffy bicycle to the nearest hardware store to pick up some re-finishing materials for the desk. I was in such a mad rush, I forgot to put on my scarf and rubber boots. So, there I was, riding my bike down the street wearing nothing but a jock (backwards, of course), a plastic cowboy hat with the little drawstring pulled tight to help reduce wind resistence, a pair of worn out cowboy boots on the wrong feet, and a holster which housed my two shiny cap guns that I wear around town to show people I mean business. Well, I'll be damned if I haven't caught that cold you spoke of. It has now turned into a rare strain of the flu called H2N6. It is a mix of the ever popular swine flu, and the timeless Asian bird flu. Since I am a doctor, I have diagnosed myself as being the first U.S. citizen to acquire the Philippino Swinebird Gonococcus Immuno-Deficiency Influenza. Dot com. I now see clearly that Topix is merely a place to downgrade and bash the sh*t out of people as opposed to politely inquiring of the general whereabouts of a friend. All apologies for invading your crucification grounds. Perhaps one day arkanSAS will be banished from the union and turned into a cesspool for the rest of the nation to dump their refuse and excrement.

Very Well put Doc. Now do me another favor. This will require duct tape, a pistol, a rope, some honey, and a little spare time. Fist thing I want you to do is take that rope and string it into the nearest palm tree and make a noose with it. Get the duct tape and wrap the entire roll around your loud smart mouth so nobody has to put up with your nonsense ever again. Then when you are finished with that task I want you to take the pistol and shoot yourself in the foot for a little added pain. Throw the gun down and cover yourself in honey. i mean take a bath in it from head to toe. Once you are pretty much a walking beehive I want you to find the nearest mound of fire ants. Lay down on that mound for 37 minutes and let them crawl,sting and stick to you. While you are in dire pain from that head to that palm tree. Place the rope around your foot and jump out. I will be by in 2 hours to cut you down and I will bring a water hose. ha,ha,ha,hahahhahhahhaaha,ha,h a,a MORON. Do NOT talk about Arkansas or I will whip your ass. Matter of fact SON. Do you want to fight?

Oh, Bradley. You are quite a handful, you little smarty pantsy silly boy. Did you learn to talk like that by yourself or was it just a product of your childhood mentoring? I'll bet you wear a wife beater to the grocery store, don't you? Okay, let's see how my aim is today. You are between 5'6" and 5'8" with a moderately pronounced beer gut. You played football in high school and haven't been able to let go of the "glory days" for 11 years now. For most people, that would signify a current age of 29. However, I suspect that you are 31. Your parents saw fit to hold you back a couple years to ensure your physical dimensions matched your classmates. At least that is what they told you. They wanted to shield you from the fact that you lacked the mental capacity to learn with kids your own age. Upon realization of this "diminished capacity", you turned to Budweiser for consolation. You drive a pickup, probably a Chevy, with dual exhaust and chrome tips, body lift, and oversized Gumbo Mudders. Don't think I forgot about the roll bar.

So, does that description fairly well encompass your state of being? Don't lie. arkanSAS sucks. Deal with it. I would assume that fighting is the way you cope with your inability to comprehend simple logic. It is not my favored means of resolving a dispute, but I'll step in the ring with you. Competition fighting is a great form of exercise. So, I have to ask. Where's the competition? Anybody can spill empty threats on the internet. It's a great indicator of the challenge you would pose. NONE. Have fun gritting your teeth wishing that you were face to face with me so you could vent your frustrations first hand. B-Bye.

The Doctor wrote:

Oh, Bradley. You are quite a handful, you little smarty pantsy silly boy. Did you learn to talk like that by yourself or was it just a product of your childhood mentoring? I'll bet you wear a wife beater to the grocery store, don't you? Okay, let's see how my aim is today. You are between 5'6" and 5'8" with a moderately pronounced beer gut. You played football in high school and haven't been able to let go of the "glory days" for 11 years now. For most people, that would signify a current age of 29. However, I suspect that you are 31. Your parents saw fit to hold you back a couple years to ensure your physical dimensions matched your classmates. At least that is what they told you. They wanted to shield you from the fact that you lacked the mental capacity to learn with kids your own age. Upon realization of this "diminished capacity", you turned to Budweiser for consolation. You drive a pickup, probably a Chevy, with dual exhaust and chrome tips, body lift, and oversized Gumbo Mudders. Don't think I forgot about the roll bar.
So, does that description fairly well encompass your state of being? Don't lie. arkanSAS sucks. Deal with it. I would assume that fighting is the way you cope with your inability to comprehend simple logic. It is not my favored means of resolving a dispute, but I'll step in the ring with you. Competition fighting is a great form of exercise. So, I have to ask. Where's the competition? Anybody can spill empty threats on the internet. It's a great indicator of the challenge you would pose. NONE. Have fun gritting your teeth wishing that you were face to face with me so you could vent your frustrations first hand. B-Bye.

Nice try but you recieve no points because you were no where close. Let me decribe you. I bet that you were the high school nerd who thought they were a social outcast and scored with no ladies while in school. I bet you fail at every relationship that you have ever been lucky enough to get into. My point is made that you started this forum in hopes or reuniting with an old flame via topix.(major douche points) I bet you sit alone at home while you type this stuff only impressing yourself. I bet you are in your late 30's no children and have never been married. Maybe a little older. You probably have nice stuff but nobody to share it with. Its Friday night and you will spend it in front of the TV catching up on the latest Spike TV has to offer. Your idea of a good time is a nice bike ride with a bunch of fellow losers. You probably not even liked at work or by anyone who uses you but they have to be nice in order to keep peace. You did not play sports in school because you thought you lacked the physical attributes now that you are older thats a choice you wish you didnt make. So take my advice from the previous post and just shut up. Nobody is going to tell you where your former flame is and nobody likes you. So enjoy your weekend alone once again. Remember this and this only if you take anything from my post. You should not be so cocky it will cost you the ones closest to you. Now eat a sperm popsicle and hit the couch Spike has a great lineup for you this weekend. You washed out wanna be funny man. Come back when you pass the boards. If you really want to fight just leave your address and I will show up and box your face in pansy girl

The Doctor wrote:

Oh, Bradley. You are quite a handful, you little smarty pantsy silly boy. Did you learn to talk like that by yourself or was it just a product of your childhood mentoring? I'll bet you wear a wife beater to the grocery store, don't you? Okay, let's see how my aim is today. You are between 5'6" and 5'8" with a moderately pronounced beer gut. You played football in high school and haven't been able to let go of the "glory days" for 11 years now. For most people, that would signify a current age of 29. However, I suspect that you are 31. Your parents saw fit to hold you back a couple years to ensure your physical dimensions matched your classmates. At least that is what they told you. They wanted to shield you from the fact that you lacked the mental capacity to learn with kids your own age. Upon realization of this "diminished capacity", you turned to Budweiser for consolation. You drive a pickup, probably a Chevy, with dual exhaust and chrome tips, body lift, and oversized Gumbo Mudders. Don't think I forgot about the roll bar.
So, does that description fairly well encompass your state of being? Don't lie. arkanSAS sucks. Deal with it. I would assume that fighting is the way you cope with your inability to comprehend simple logic. It is not my favored means of resolving a dispute, but I'll step in the ring with you. Competition fighting is a great form of exercise. So, I have to ask. Where's the competition? Anybody can spill empty threats on the internet. It's a great indicator of the challenge you would pose. NONE. Have fun gritting your teeth wishing that you were face to face with me so you could vent your frustrations first hand. B-Bye.

Ha Doc. stop feeding the troll, It's like a dog at your door, Don't feed it and it will go away.