Drew University/Clovis People
Posted in the Chatham Forum
#1 Jul 25, 2012
There was a band from NJ named The Clovis People who stated on their Myspace page that the original Clovis people came to North America via the Bering "Straight".
Actually, the original Clovis people came to New Mexico from Drew University in Madison, New Jersey. They were drooling bed wetters who were sent to Drew - a $54,000 per year university - to get them out of the their parents houses.
After spending four years at Drew using various substances, drinking and listening to the crap music of people like Regina Spektor and Ingrid Michaelson, they were given valuable degrees which cost their parents $216,000 plus expenses, the price of a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster.
The after getting their degress in new-age studies and cafeteria management from Drew, the Madison, NJ Clovis people were packed on buses and sent to New Mexico to either wait for Jesus to return or for a Carly Rae Jepson concert. No one has heard from the Madison Clovis People in months.
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