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A 7th grader wrote:

Why are African Americans so mean? My mother was exiting church recently and was surrounded by 7 of them. They demanded all of the money in her purse and even pulled out a machete.

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Dan the Man wrote:

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You're not nearly smart or mature enough to be in 7th grade.

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Republican95 wrote:

<quoted text>Picking on a 7th grader, Dan? Really? You've possibly reached a new low here and that's saying something. You continue to expose yourself for what you really are.

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Buffalo Bill wrote:

Should overweight high school females be permitted to play on the football team? It is not a secret amongst Chambersburg locals that the key is huge offensive and defensive lines complimented by average to good skill position players. If we cannot grow 5 fat, strong boys to put on that field how about some fat, strong women?

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linebacker first lady wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah, like Michele Obama!

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linebacker first lady wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah, like Michele Obama!

Nose Guard Newt wrote:

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Lady Obama would be a good linebacker - she's athletic, in shape, and strong. But the initial poster is looking for linemen. They could stick Newt G. in at nose guard to plug the holes (not just of mistresses, but the offensive running lanes as well). Chambersburg would instantly have the best run defense in the Mid-Penn Conference with that fat f ck patrolling the d-line. The only question is whether the Chambersburg school district could afford a specialized helmet that would be big enough to fit on Newt's head. They'd also have to find a way to make sure that if the Trojans fall behind pretty badly to their opponent that Newt doesn't quit and join the other team.

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<quoted text>Hey great idea! Who would the quarterback be? Michele Obama and Janet Napolitano are the linebackers, we also have Newt. President Obama could be head cheerleader, along with Rick Perry and Barney Frank.
We need a coach yet. Any suggestions?

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Buffalo Bill wrote:

I used to think I was a ghoul and then I heard about Michael Schiavo. I don't think anyone's ever wanted someone whacked as badly as this guy wants to cap his wife. The wife whom he considers his defacto spouse and who he wants to make life and death decisions, but not so much that he doesn't want to hit it with a non-comatose, non-drooling chick on the side.

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Dan the Man wrote:

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Hey Bill, I heard that Pope John Paul II is really sick and might die and that GM is going to stop making the Oldsmobile. Oh, and I also heard something about a tsunami in Indonesia. They say maybe 100,000 people have been killed.
Let me know if you have any other breaking news. LMAO!

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DTM is racist wrote:

<quoted text>Poor little Danny boy, has become the laughing stock of topix. What does he do? Comes to another thread trying to stir up trouble. What a creepy, no life loser!

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Dan the Man wrote:

<quoted text>Hey Bill, I heard that Pope John Paul II is really sick and might die and that GM is going to stop making the Oldsmobile. Oh, and I also heard something about a tsunami in Indonesia. They say maybe 100,000 people have been killed.

Let me know if you have any other breaking news. LMAO!

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Buffalo Bill wrote:

<quoted text>You didn't like my Michael Schaivo blast?

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line backer first lady wrote:

<quoted text>Hey great idea! Who would the quarterback be? Michele Obama and Janet Napolitano are the linebackers, we also have Newt. President Obama could be head cheerleader, along with Rick Perry and Barney Frank.
We need a coach yet. Any suggestions?