Franklin County area police log

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

single and free wrote:

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

Do you think that maybe that was just a convenient excuse? I've never heard anyone say, "I ran my car off the road because I'm stupid and inattentive."

single and free wrote:

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

kiss my tail don't EVER let me catch you running across the road butt head i have a family to my kid has swine flu i was going to get her some medicine

single and free wrote:

wrecking the car over a stupid squirrel...not a chance on your life...a deer maybe or even a cow or some other large critter but not a squirrel

we knew the guy was a dope the day Dad sent him out for nuts and he came home without any.

I'm Hattie May Squirrel. Thank you for swirving to miss my husband. I don't know how many times I've told that nut to use the power lines to cross the road. I'm a chipmunk, so he thinks he doesn't have to listen to me. He knows the family needs him more than ever, with Alvin and Theodore away in college. Sorry for the inconvience.

ok my wife said i should say i am sorry about saying i would run you over and thanks for not running me over oh and for " JOHN WAYNES HORSE " you were pretty tastie with jack danniels bbq sauce and PBR.....BELCH !

pork brownies wrote:

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Do you think that maybe that was just a convenient excuse? I've never heard anyone say, "I ran my car off the road because I'm stupid and inattentive."

yeah!!!your right go ahead blame it on the squirrel .'" pork brownies " ? is that any thing like cow pies ? i like mine warm !