I have to pass a urine test for my job

(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though .... Something has to change in this country -- and soon!

You dam right they should have to take a piss test to get that doggone money. The state should make them test so we will know our money is not going right to the dam dope man!

i agree 100 percent with you

Yea, but try to get something done along that line and you're gonna be violating their "rights". Mind you this is the same as their "right" to part of your paycheck. As long as we have politicians like Hillary and Obama who try to buy votes with other people's money (your money that you earned), this will continue. Income redistribution is a major part of the democrat party's platform.

observer wrote:

Yea, but try to get something done along that line and you're gonna be violating their "rights". Mind you this is the same as their "right" to part of your paycheck. As long as we have politicians like Hillary and Obama who try to buy votes with other people's money (your money that you earned), this will continue. Income redistribution is a major part of the democrat party's platform.

Ron Paul would be proud of your comment.

I used to work at this place that made me piss in a jar for them. I'd always manage to spill some on the person I handed the jar to, if I was handing it to them, and if not I'd spray some piss all over my bosses office --I'm diabetic and i have a lot of used syringes -- when he wasn't in there. I just sprayed it over in the corner and it'd start to smell.

In the heater is a good place, too.

Burger man wrote:

I used to work at this place that made me piss in a jar for them. I'd always manage to spill some on the person I handed the jar to, if I was handing it to them, and if not I'd spray some piss all over my bosses office --I'm diabetic and i have a lot of used syringes -- when he wasn't in there. I just sprayed it over in the corner and it'd start to smell.
In the heater is a good place, too.

you are sick Piss man.

I totally agree with you. Welfare has become a normal way of life for some people who are able to work just like us. It's a shame when our tax dollars go up in welfare recipient's crack pipes. Even worse, their children go hungry while they get high! I sure would love to have one of these idiots who are running for President speak on that issue.

FATROCK wrote:

(I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)
I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%
Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work... Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though .... Something has to change in this country -- and soon!

great topic this needs too be done asap!

Here's a trick people in the industry know, but no one ever much talks about.

If you know you are going to flunk the test -- say you smoked dope the day before -- drink a lot of water then pee into a cup or bottle, then drink it.

Do this a few times. Keep drinking water and peeing in the bottle and drinking it, then drink more water, etc.

Your body will filter out a lot of the dope impurities by absorbing them. Now, you don't want to do this very often, but one time will be fine, and if you know you're going to flunk, and and you need to pass to get or keep your job, it will work. It's nasty, but if you need your job, you need your job.

If we politicians force drug screens on Welfare recipients then they won’t vote for us in the next election. These people you demean in your hate-speech letter are exactly what we politicians need in order to stay fat and rich at YOUR expense. The only difference between us and them is we get to keep MORE of your hard earned money then they do.

As long as I’m in political office I’m going to do everything in my power to ensure that current laws remain intact allowing me to use deadly force if necessary to confiscate your hard earned money and hand it over to someone else, including myself.

Why? Because I’m your elected official, that’s why. Simply because I said so and that’s all the reason you need! If you don’t like it then tough sh*t for you!

Think about that when your feet hit the floor at 5am and you’re on the way to work to take your drug test.

Keep up the good work!

Alright Clark this is no way to win an election.