Archangel Michael wrote:
and also determine which of the angels sent these defective units to earth: Obama, Biden, Tarheelborn, Alberto Gonzo, Chuck Zimmerman and that useless doorstop Buncy da Baptist. You might also consider removing them from this year’s Christmas party.
Thanks,
Archangel Michael
Huhoh. I think I may have stepped on the pale pink toes of a Haywood County rightard, the most virulent kind.
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Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie
by Phillip Appleman
O Karma, Dharma, pudding and pie,
gimme a break before I die:
grant me wisdom, will & wit,
purity, probity, pluck & grit.
Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, kind,
gimme great abs & a steel-trap mind,
and forgive, Ye Gods, some humble advice --
these little blessings would suffice
to beget an earthly paradise:
make the bad people good --
and the good people nice;
and before our world goes over the brink,
teach the believers how to think.[finis]
This prayer not for Mikie da arkangel, of course, as gawd has already cobbled him up as a hopeless mental defective.
And have you noticed that angels have earned nothing, that they have been endowed with aristocracy in heaven and immortality and great reverence without ever having endured the hell on earth we earthlings have suffered? Is that fair?