More than 1,000 dead birds fall from sky in Ark

fifty1fifty wrote:

<quoted text>^Watch why KFC chickens are so tender, it's from being kicked and stomped while they are still alive. That's worst than just f'ing a chicken sick f'ers killing chickens for Pilgram's Pride? Wonder if they treat their women like that to?):

Well what ever they are doing its working, & the chickens ain't complaining either. I thought it was the batter......

fifty1fifty wrote:

<quoted text>It was reported that Tyson workers were injecting chicken blood into their veins at work...it made the men cocker and made the women easier to lay?(:

Where can I get some of this stuff?

fifty1fifty wrote:

Ever wonder why that bag of chicken legs have several legs with a broken bone? The answer is in the video above. Ever wonder about Building 7?There is a correct answer to what happened. David Copperfield like trick?

No. I always wondered where they found a chicken with that many legs.

Even when a whole chicken was all we could afford, wife would boil the giblets and neck separate and feed them to the dogs. I went through withdrawal because with two older brothers, the neck was the only piece I ever got. Now she only buys chicken breasts but uses all kinds of spices, side dishes and cooking methods to make it taste like real chicken.

We raise our own chicken,s. Mostly half bantams that free range and get a little corn. My wife cooks them in a electric skillett and steams them tender. Im not gonna eat those hormoned commercially grown chickens. Our geese are laying eggs I had one goose egg and 4 slices of toast for breakfast.

Hey Army, there,s a fifty fifty chance you are not tenderizing them properly, try kicking them from the truck to the kitchen.
I saw the gold metel winners of the badmitten, I hope they are boys, with chineese its hard to tell. I guess I could check their name, that prety well gives it away.

The good ole USA just passed the funky Chinamen in gold and total medals. Zap, don't know if that name thing would work in China, maybe in Korea where all the young ladies are named Miss Kim.

Zap wrote:

<quoted text> No. I always wondered where they found a chicken with that many legs.

Peggy Bundy from the show Married with Children got hers from Chernoble farms. Ive got a corn stalk with 9 ears in my garden. Two of the ears are quite large. One cluster has four small mishapen ears attached at the stalk in one spot another one has two ears attached to the stalk in the same place and there is a small ear a few inches from the ground. Its indian corn and growing in soil with composted horse rabbitt & chicken manure. I water it every day.

Churmudgeon wrote:

We raise our own chicken,s. Mostly half bantams that free range and get a little corn. My wife cooks them in a electric skillett and steams them tender. Im not gonna eat those hormoned commercially grown chickens. Our geese are laying eggs I had one goose egg and 4 slices of toast for breakfast.

What kind of toast?

Old Army wrote:

The good ole USA just passed the funky Chinamen in gold and total medals. Zap, don't know if that name thing would work in China, maybe in Korea where all the young ladies are named Miss Kim.

You knew her too? Were you at Taegu or down town dong chong?

Churmudgeon wrote:

<quoted text> Peggy Bundy from the show Married with Children got hers from Chernoble farms. Ive got a corn stalk with 9 ears in my garden. Two of the ears are quite large. One cluster has four small mishapen ears attached at the stalk in one spot another one has two ears attached to the stalk in the same place and there is a small ear a few inches from the ground. Its indian corn and growing in soil with composted horse rabbitt & chicken manure. I water it every day.

If you ever get one of them chickens to eat that corn & has a multiple head growth, remenber Old Army likes necks, if you have one that is all necks you may be rich. Old Army is an Oil barren. I see your manure problem, no pig shit.

I guess the US gov has already starting figuring the income tax from the olympic medels & winnings in with the next month gov bill for pakistan.

I see where the kids have been digging off the coast of antarctica, found some palm tree remains. Info is there was palm trees growing on antarctica during the Eocene period abt 53 million years ago. They also found a book written by Algorea predicting an Ice age, Al said that the lack of government intervention & the fact people were building small camp fires instead of bond fires is contributing to the earth's cooling. Al said for some reason people would just not listen to him.

Zap wrote:

<quoted text>What kind of toast?

Wheat

Churmudgeon wrote:

<quoted text> Wheat

Whole wheat, the breakfast of champions. & the fiber helps too.

Zap wrote:

<quoted text>Whole wheat, the breakfast of champions. & the fiber helps too.

you know what the worst thing about being old is? Being old! You know for shure you are old when you can no longer trust a fart.

LOL, so you think your wife hates that? Check your oat meal, that could be part of a plan.

Do you think people who check for doping should be checked for doping?
I hate it when I been tricked into eating a marijuana roll.

Life is so simple, you would think more people would get it.

If I was young and had a gazillion dollars I would take my hot-rod SUV to Venus, where the women are, but just in case I would take along a couple of hottie Russian women.