Ever poop/pee all over a public restroom?

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Funtime Charlie

Knoxville, TN

#1 Aug 11, 2010
Bad customer service?
I heard some people get even by going in and messing up the place's resroom ie; smearing their feces all over the room and/or peeing all over.
It just has to make you giggle uncontrollably to imagine some smartasssed jerk having to go in the restroom and clean that stuff up!
Who has experiences on either side of this? Let's here your stories.
ass fault

United States

#2 Aug 11, 2010
naw man i never mess up the bathrroms because their already messed up anyways i when i get po=d at customer service i always go pooth and p!$$ in the dressing rooms.
caught one

Morristown, TN

#3 Jul 2, 2011
I went into a publis RR once and caught a kid shitin in the urinal. Nasty lil "bassturd"
ultra1

Charlotte, NC

#5 Jul 3, 2011
idiots. most stores hire cleaning services who have to mop up your mess. if you're mad at the store take it to customer service. those cleaning people only work AT the store but work FOR a different company.
Do not do unto others

United States

#7 Jul 3, 2011
Keep your cow patties to yourself. Chances are somebody innocent will have to endure cleaning it up. Think about this...What if your sons or daughters take on their first minimum wage job at a local store or restaurant and had to clean up the cow piles left by a disgruntled customer that he or she didn't even wait on let alone piss them off. I understand that cleaning restrooms may be in their job description, but I sure wouldn't want my Kids scraping fecal matter off of the walls with a putty knife either. Man...There are some sick bastards in this world...
YESS

Morristown, TN

#9 Jul 8, 2011
YES A COUPLE YEARS AGO STOP IN A GAS STATION IN NASHVILLE AND MY LITTLE GIRL HAD TO GO AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER TOOK HER IN ME AND MY SON WENT TO GET SODA'S AND THIS BI**H OF OLD LADT YELLED AT MY LITTLEONE SAYING RESTROOMS WAS FOR PAYING COUST,ONLY I TOLD HER SHE WAS IM BUYIN DRINKS SO I PAID AND ALL THE KIDS WENT OUT TO CAR, AND I WENT IN ANT SH!T AND USED A WHOLE ROLL TO CLEAN UP,THEN PISSED ALL OVERS THE WALL AND TOILT AND FLOOR, WALKED OUT SMILED AT THE LADY AND TOLD HER SOMEBODY MADE A MESS IN THERE ,SHE SAID THANKS SHE'LL GO CLEAN IT UP,
Marty the Peter eater

United States

#11 Jul 8, 2011
I like to go into the bathroom at grocery stores when I have bad diarrhea . I go into the stall and I bend over and I grab my ankles then I shit as hard as I can . My poo flies out of anus with such velocity it hits the wall and splatters . As leave the restroom with a smile on my face i think , dam some poor basturd is gonna have to clean this up . Oh well they are getting paid $5.75 an hour.
mine

Morristown, TN

#12 Jul 8, 2011
Marty the Peter eater wrote:
I like to go into the bathroom at grocery stores when I have bad diarrhea . I go into the stall and I bend over and I grab my ankles then I shit as hard as I can . My poo flies out of anus with such velocity it hits the wall and splatters . As leave the restroom with a smile on my face i think , dam some poor basturd is gonna have to clean this up . Oh well they are getting paid $5.75 an hour.
Funny... Gross,but funny.
Marty the Peter eater

United States

#13 Jul 8, 2011
I also like piss on the stall walls so that they start to rust out . I know the ones at kmart are almost rusted thru . I guess I like to mark my territory .
Lordy

Morristown, TN

#14 Jul 8, 2011
Yup, been there done that yall. Welp, one time I had ate a real greasy burger and my bowels don't do too good with grease and then I had a few beers later on that night. Well, I started to feel a pain and a rumble and I went to the bars restroom and just let go. I sat in there for probably 20 minutes. One guy came in and I heard him come in and he started pissing next door and he said "Ewww God that stinks. How's about a courtesy flush". So, I said sorry and flushed. It was one of those really hot and smelly ones. You could smell it from the pool table area it was that bad. I drank and glass of water and went home and blew our again. I tried not to blow out evrywhere at the bar, but I missed a little and some crap spray hit the crapper tank and a little on the rim. So, It was really bad. Burned the butthole for a few days to say the least.
Lordy

Morristown, TN

#15 Jul 8, 2011
Like this

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ElDiablo

Morristown, TN

#16 Jul 8, 2011
The true bowels of hades
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messy

Morristown, TN

#17 Jul 9, 2011
Went to a gas station one time. Filled up with gas. Had to use the restroom. The restroom was sooooo nasty I would not touch anything in there. Peed in the floor.
Riled up Richard

Morristown, TN

#18 Jul 9, 2011
I walked into a fast food chain one night and took a dump in their soap despencer right before I stole their welcome mat!!

Totally awesome.
infamous hogslop jones

Los Angeles, CA

#20 Jun 14, 2012
I took a shut in the refried beans at the diner I worked in and laughed every time someone ordered a bean a cheese burrito!
Marky Mark

Cowpens, SC

#21 Jun 14, 2012
Email me at MarkyMark@Getsomeballs.net

I'll tell you if I ve ever peed in a public rest room or not , how's that ?

Urp

“A Pigment of Imagination”

Since: Feb 11

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#22 Jun 15, 2012
Uh, pissed in the footbath of a Muslim prayer room at a rest area in Malaysia once. Got the prayer room area and the johns mixed up. Went in, there was this big trough in an empty tile room. Never been to a highway rest area in Malaysia before, so I figured OK what ever. Had a picture of a male figure on the door....

Apparently the REAL bathrooms were across the parking lot. Oh well.
It is you again

United States

#23 Jun 15, 2012
Urp wrote:
Uh, pissed in the footbath of a Muslim prayer room at a rest area in Malaysia once. Got the prayer room area and the johns mixed up. Went in, there was this big trough in an empty tile room. Never been to a highway rest area in Malaysia before, so I figured OK what ever. Had a picture of a male figure on the door....
Apparently the REAL bathrooms were across the parking lot. Oh well.
You are not funny and never been out of your zip code.

Urp

“A Pigment of Imagination”

Since: Feb 11

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#24 Jun 15, 2012
It is you again wrote:
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You are not funny and never been out of your zip code.
Try again sport, have lived in 4 different countries, worked in last count 7 different countries. Haven't spend Christmas in the same country 2 years in a row for the last 6 years. Might finally get to do that this year.

Speak 3 different languages.

And yeah, embarrassing stuff happens sometimes when you travel to a new place.
Haha

United States

#25 Jun 16, 2012
I dnt have that prob where I work. Most the time I can tell if they have to do that and I just tell them that its tore up because people have no respect and most of the ones that asked to use the bathroom isnt buying anything. So im not going to clean up after their nasty ass if they aint contributing to the store.

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