Finish this sentence...

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blah wrote:

You know you are in/from Johnson County when...

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You know you are in/from Johnson County when...

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I know him well wrote:

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Like JC is the only place you can't find a liquor store or the only place you can see beautiful scenery.
Or is the only place with a high concentration of morons, stray dogs, roadside trash, ineffective elected officials, nice neighbors, religious freaks, oblivious drivers,...
You know you are in Johnson County when you see the sign that says "Johnson County". You know you are from Johnson County when your birth certificate says "Johnson County".

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chances4444 wrote:

my birth certificate says i was born in north carolina, it does not say i was from north carolina.

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I No wrote:

I was born and raised here, would not just let anyone know this. Outsiders all ways think, dumb, stupid redneck hillbillys.

I know him well wrote:

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So what do you do when you meet someone? Establish how long he's lived in Johnson County and, if it's all his life, tell him you're from JC and, if he's lived here only XX years, tell him you're "from" Cambridge, England?

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blah wrote:

You know you are in/from Johnson County when...

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You know you are in/from Johnson County when...

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rumple foreskin wrote:

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S&M involves a part of a roll of chicken wire,2 rolls of bailing twine,3 metal fence posts,4 muffler clamps,5 tobacco sticks, and a "mess" of wooden clothes pins.

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ademented1 wrote:

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(Hey Who, wheres the Pulley)

Confused wrote:

You know you are in/from Johnson County when...
Your father and brother are the same person.

Stumped wrote:

When you here the word "Youins"

chances4444 wrote:

<quoted text>or over yonder

Stumped wrote:

<quoted text>Or "Rurnt" as in "Don't drink to much whiskey or ya'll get rurnt"