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Missing Manure Mystifies Middlefield

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A case of missing manure in this Amish community has a village street cleaner so upset that she reported the messy poop pilferer to police.

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Knock Knock

Montebello, CA

I have some from my pets if they want it!!

Diane

Panama City, FL

I can't imagine calling my Police Dept. and complaining that my crap was missing. LOL

Knock Knock

Montebello, CA

Yes,
Officer,
I would like to report the theft of a bunch of shi#!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Diane

Panama City, FL

Maam,
It's About time you were out of shi#!!
Thank-You for calling!! LOL

cattleyas

Butler, AL

no s..t?

TexasTumbleweed

Austin, TX

cattleyas wrote:

no s..t?

I have taken my share of "crappy" calls since I've been on patrol, but I think that one would take the cake...wonder how hard the dispatcher was laughing when the sent the call out to that officer? ROFL!

Debbysnack

“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

7,679

San Clemente, CA

ISP: San Juan Capistrano, CA

I couldn't get the story from that link. Got this...

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/14...

I had to read it to believe it!!!

MRS

Merchantville, NJ

Oh what a mess!!

Father Theresa

“Sign at Offbeat E-Entrance”

Since: Oct 09

2,204

Bang-la-desh

ISP: Coxsackie, NY

Early Offbeat alliteration...

Billy R

“I Was A Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

13,583

But Now I Take Antidepressants

ISP: Fort Lauderdale, FL

Hey,where's my shyt?

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