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This is so true, and just like most blockages, a good dose of election laxative is needed to clean the $h!t outta the white house!!

But i think that mr. buffet should be pictured floating in the sky with his hands turning the the shut off valve.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-01-23/buff...

Would be even funnier if it showed you two blowing on opposite ends of the pipe!

the militia wrote:

Would be even funnier if it showed you two blowing on opposite ends of the pipe!

Which two?

hmmm wrote:

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Which two?

Any two, its the absurdity that's funny, not the people involved.
Unless I'm missing something about previous posters.

the militia wrote:

Would be even funnier if it showed you two blowing on opposite ends of the pipe!

I have no experience it areas that you suggest, so I will leave the wrapping of lips around a well oiled hard shaft up to you & your long & vast experience in such deviance.

TNBLOWFLY wrote:

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I have no experience it areas that you suggest, so I will leave the wrapping of lips around a well oiled hard shaft up to you & your long & vas
t experience in such deviance.

No experience; maybe.
Strong curiosity; obviously.
Your dwelling on descriptives,(well oiled,hard shaft,long, and vast) leave no doubt about your sexual confusion. Hello, even your user name,
Blowfly is a subconscious admittance.
You go girl !

Hey, you're the guy who thought people with a degree in the arts should be taken more serious.
It's all making sense now !

Hey, you're one of the lost sheep who thought obama was your savior. You are still full of nonsense.

the militia wrote:

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No experience; maybe.
Strong curiosity; obviously.
Your dwelling on descriptives,(well oiled,hard shaft,long, and vast) leave no doubt about your sexual confusion. Hello, even your user name,
Blowfly is a subconscious admittance.
You go girl !

YOU ARE THE PROFESSIONAL. I have no confusion, sexual, political, philosophical or otherwise. Hey, a Blowfly swarms rotten things, piles of $h!t, ergo, my attention to you.

Blowfly; you tell me if you're into show tunes, or Lady GaGa, and I'll guess your age.
That's no fair, I know from a different thread, you're a 23 year old, gay Barista, with a useless creative writing degree.

Behavioral Psychology would have served you better, then you would at least understand yourself.

Ok, you busted me, I like men, I like boys, your talk about hard oily pipes excited me,,, mommy will spank me so hard if she finds out,,,

ok, enough of trying to hide it, I am a card carrying member on nambla, and I am proud

My age is double plus of your feeble estimates. The musicians you keep naming are more indicative of your age than mine. If you do not like hiding your self pleasures form your mother, I suggest getting your GED and getting a job. I am sure in the big city of New Haven, you are quite the laughing stock. There are ample resources for ones like you who have lived off the public assistance rolls all of your life. All sorts of therapy, perhaps you should inquire. I never mentioned anything called "nambla". A cursory google search however told me it is a sick organization. I can see why you would feign lack of experience with them. I am sad for you, owing all that student loan debt, on a degree that you have came to despise as you realized it makes you the laughing stock of the college crowd. If you can pass, try joining the navy. Now that the stigma of homosexuality is softened, you may fit in well. If your anger is drug induced, I suggest rehab. If it is repression of abuses by your mommy, or daddy perhaps, I suggest counseling. If it isn't any of the above, I suggest you increase your methamphetamine intake, the teeth are likely already gone, only good can come from using more. In any case I wish you well, you obviously need it!

the militia wrote:

Ok then, we've established your a 50ish closet queen, from then on you were like a blindfolded kid, swinging at a pinata. Dude does it not bother you that you had not one accurate assumption?
(Forgot, you're a fox news bitch) Got paid by the Government, 22 years in the U.S. Army, 13 of those with J.S.O.C.(13 was a very unlucky number for a lot of Iraqi and Somalian counterparts) still get paid by the Government, now I'm a corrections officer, have been since my discharge in 99. Now about your discharge, see a doctor, syphilis has driven you MAD. I know you must feel a huge stigma having contracted it from your own mother, but you both need medicine NOW, spirochete are devouring your brains, this is serious shit you have going on.
Ah, fuck it, you don't use it anyway, just do what pleases you and let that worm like parasite finish dining.

I see you have struggled for hours with a dictionary & thesaurus to try to sound mildly intelligent. As in all aspects of your sad life, you again fail. Your mommy will punish you when she sees how you have talked. Inability to articulate yourself without foul language demonstrates your failure in the 8th grade. Try to get your GED, McDonalds might give you an entry level toilet cleaning job if you can get it. Your lack of intelligence will make a GED a difficult possibility.

You are so predictable little child. Your inability to control your anger will always make you a loser in life.
Not that it is any of your concern, nor do I care what you choose to believe. I retired at age 51. I owned a successful business in Nashville Tn, which I sold, and I had a lucrative professional career. You have demonstrated over again, that you can't grasp any concept other than vile perverse ones. Now why don't you run to mommy and tell her someone has been mean to her wittle bitty spoiled bastard boy, let her "soothe" you like only your mommy can! LOL!!

TNBLOWFLY wrote:

You are so predictable little child. Your inability to control your anger will always make you a loser in life.
Not that it is any of your concern, nor do I care what you choose to believe. I retired at age 51. I owned a successful business in Nashville Tn, which I sold, and I had a lucrative professional career. You have demonstrated over again, that you can't grasp any concept other than vile perverse ones. Now why don't you run to mommy and tell her someone has been mean to her wittle bitty spoiled bastard boy, let her "soothe" you like only your mommy can! LOL!!

LOL! You've got to admit that both sides of this are pretty sophomoric. But hey! We all need to act childish now and then. I try not to take myself too seriously or deceive myself into believing I have all the answers or even that I'm particularly smart. Anyway, I suggest you consider calling him a big fat poopy butt. I've found that quite effective when I'm engaged in an intellectual battle of wits likje this one.

Yes, reducing one's self to the level of your adversary is often necessary to communicate. I am sure when pc militia finishes his current game of Call of Duty he will be back to hurl more of his lewd & lascivious lexicon.