I don't know why Robert spends all his time at Elmer's farm.

He should come here. I have a much bigger selection of animals, including bulls, for his use and pleasure. Instead of Antie Em's grub, we send out for Chinese.

PLUS - I will furnish all the ribbed rubbers he needs - free of charge.

Come on down, Bobby. Love to have you!

EE II EE II OOOHHHHH

Bobby,

Please don't abandon us.

Willy Goat and his brother Wally can't wait for your weekend visits. They absolutely love it when you pork them with your ribbed rubbers. El Toro has been moooing all week. I'm sure he's looking for you too.

Antie Em is planning to make your favourite meal - shiit on a shingle at least six times while you are here.

See you tomorrow.

I think Bobby should spend his spare time with us at the Buffalo Zoo.

His reputation as an internationally renowned animal fornicator precedes him.

We can offer him a much wider assortment than McDonald or Elmer. How about an elefink? an owl? a giraffe? a polar bear? a lion? a tiger?

Come on over, Bobby. You'll have the time of your life, guaranteed!!!!

Boy, am I glad this week is almost over.

I just can't keep up with all my duties and projects. The job as President of the Buffalo LGBT Society is taking a lot of time. Plus I have to start to think about the parade next year. I'm the Grand Marshal. Then I have tons of work on getting Obama put on trial. We will put him in the klink yet. Now Serra Paylin wants me to help her run for President. Then I got my ass chewed out several times by Adolf Hitler and the Devil.

I'm completely worn out and need a nice long weekend of animal fornicating to recharge my batteries. I think I will go to the Buffalo Zoo. Never gave a polar bear a "workout". That has to be a real gas. I'll take off at noon tomorrow (Friday) to get a nice start. Of course, I'll have to stock up on ribbed rubbers before I go.

See all Monday. I should be all rested up by then. I don't know about the bear. We'll see. I'd bet his bung hole will be sore!

Went to the Buffalo Zoo yesterday (Friday) at noon.

WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Tried to bang Leo the Lion. I was holding on to his mane. He got mad and was going to bite me. So I did Tony the Tiger instead. Then the nice zoo folks provided me with a nice sturdy stepladder so I could take care of the elephants and giraffes. I was up so high I got a nosebleed. Finished the day taking care of Whitey the Polar Bear (multiple times). Very nice.

I will go back to the zoo again. MANY TIMES!!!!

Right now I'm on my way to Uncle Elmer's to take care of Willy and Wally Goat. They are still sad over the death of their uncle Waldo.

Every week I send a HUUUUUUUUGE contribution to the Loonies of America. This week I'm going to send the money to the Zoo. I hope all my fans and friends do likewise.

Beware of "Robert Laity" imposters on Topix.
Obama is a traitor!

Robert Laity wrote:

Beware of "Robert Laity" imposters on Topix.
Obama is a traitor!

You are just trying to cover your disgusting actions with other men and animals.

Anyway, what does your sinful behavior have to do with Obama being a traitor?????????

The Real Ilfe Coach wrote:

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You are just trying to cover your disgusting actions with other men and animals.
Anyway, what does your sinful behavior have to do with Obama being a traitor?????????

You Degenerate!

Robert Laity wrote:

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You Degenerate!

And you are fcuking ay well nutz!!!!!!!!!!

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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And you are fcuking ay well nutz!!!!!!!!!!

I am in touch with reality. Reality has taken you off it's call list!

Obama is a criminal treasonous fraud!

Robert Laity wrote:

Obama is a criminal treasonous fraud!

You're still fcuking ay well nutz!!!!!!

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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You're still fcuking ay well nutz!!!!!!

"Isn't that special"

Robert Laity wrote:

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"Isn't that special"

Go out to Elmer's farm. The new goat Waldo Jr. is looking for you.

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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Go out to Elmer's farm. The new goat Waldo Jr. is looking for you.

You were looking for someone named "Waldo" earlier! You muslim pig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Obama is a muslim pig!

Sorry for insulting pigs.

Robert Laity wrote:

Obama is a muslim pig!

That may be. But, he's also YOUR President until noon on January 20, 1017.

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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That may be. But, he's also YOUR President until noon on January 20, 1017.

He is our bogus POTUS until he is arrested for fraud and treason and shot before a firing squad or deported.

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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That may be. But, he's also YOUR President until noon on January 20, 1017.

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