Robert Laity Named President Of Buffalo GLBT Society

Dick I. M. A. Fruit, Chairman of the Buffalo GLBT Society, has announced that Robert Laity has been named President of the Society for a five year term.

Mr. Fruit cited Robert's many recent accomplishments since coming out at the age of 78. A float sponsored by Mr. Laity won first prize in the 2009 Parade. Robert has been named Grand Marshal of the 2010 Parade.

Mr. Laity said his change in lifestyle is due to the friendship he developed with James Z,. and his two wives, Floydie and Lloydie.

Mr. Laity is a renowned authority on what is needed to remove President Obama from office. His latest claim that Obama'a pecker is too short is being investigated.

Mr. Laity's main form of entertainment is going to his Uncle Elmer's farm where he spends many hours "doing" Willy Goat with ribbed rubbers.

News Reporter wrote:

Dick I. M. A. Fruit, Chairman of the Buffalo GLBT Society, has announced that Robert Laity has been named President of the Society for a five year term.
Mr. Fruit cited Robert's many recent accomplishments since coming out at the age of 78. A float sponsored by Mr. Laity won first prize in the 2009 Parade. Robert has been named Grand Marshal of the 2010 Parade.
Mr. Laity said his change in lifestyle is due to the friendship he developed with James Z,. and his two wives, Floydie and Lloydie.
Mr. Laity is a renowned authority on what is needed to remove President Obama from office. His latest claim that Obama'a pecker is too short is being investigated.
Mr. Laity's main form of entertainment is going to his Uncle Elmer's farm where he spends many hours "doing" Willy Goat with ribbed rubbers.

Where's MARSHA NEIL when you need her,OH YES, In STEWERT,FL. with LIFE COACH,of course.

WOW!!
Way to go Bobby!!!!
Congratdamnulations.
We heard you have been nominated for the Liberace Trophy. You damn sure deserve it.
See you at Elmer's next Friday night. Big celebration on the 4th.

James Floydie and Lloydie wrote:

WOW!!
Way to go Bobby!!!!
Congratdamnulations.
We heard you have been nominated for the Liberace Trophy. You damn sure deserve it.
See you at Elmer's next Friday night. Big celebration on the 4th.

Thanks for your good wishes.

I just received the Annual Rock Hudson Award!!

Once I met you wonderful guys, my life really changed.

I will be at Uncle Elmer's this weekend. Don't forget to bring a HUUUUUUUUGE box of ribbed rubbers. I pity Willy Goat!!!

Robert Laity wrote:

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Thanks for your good wishes.
I just received the Annual Rock Hudson Award!!
Once I met you wonderful guys, my life really changed.
I will be at Uncle Elmer's this weekend. Don't forget to bring a HUUUUUUUUGE box of ribbed rubbers. I pity Willy Goat!!!

This is absolutely TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

Will this ROTTER ever reform?

Now he brags about receiving an award named in honor of a man that died due to his sinfiul behavior.

FOR SHAME!!!!!

REPENT Robert!!!!!!!!

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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This is absolutely TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
Will this ROTTER ever reform?
Now he brags about receiving an award named in honor of a man that died due to his sinfiul behavior.
FOR SHAME!!!!!
REPENT Robert!!!!!!!!

You are right.

I'm afraid Robert is beyond redemption.

This weekend Robert is going to Elmer's farm for a marathon drinking bout and to engage in gluttony. Then to top it all off he is going to fornicate an assortment of farm animals!!!

Robert's soul is turning blacker and blacker by the day.

Aunt Martha Laity wrote:

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You are right.
I'm afraid Robert is beyond redemption.
This weekend Robert is going to Elmer's farm for a marathon drinking bout and to engage in gluttony. Then to top it all off he is going to fornicate an assortment of farm animals!!!
Robert's soul is turning blacker and blacker by the day.

Then sloth,then anger,WOW, where is MARSHA HEEL when you need her/him,OH YES,[STEWART FL.}

Aunt Martha Laity wrote:

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You are right.
I'm afraid Robert is beyond redemption.
This weekend Robert is going to Elmer's farm for a marathon drinking bout and to engage in gluttony. Then to top it all off he is going to fornicate an assortment of farm animals!!!
Robert's soul is turning blacker and blacker by the day.

It is too late. The Pope is going to send Robert to hell tomorrow!

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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It is too late. The Pope is going to send Robert to hell tomorrow!

Robert Laity est animalium fornicator!!

(Robert Laity is an animal fcuker)

Pope Benny wrote:

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Robert Laity est animalium fornicator!!
(Robert Laity is an animal fcuker)

Pretty strong language from a man of the cloth!

Pope Benny wrote:

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Robert Laity est animalium fornicator!!
(Robert Laity is an animal fcuker)

Dear Mr. Pope,

Robert was out to my farm this weekend and "did" Willy and Wally Goat without mercy. I'll bet he used a gross of ribbed rubbers every day!

Uncle Elmer wrote:

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Dear Mr. Pope,
Robert was out to my farm this weekend and "did" Willy and Wally Goat without mercy. I'll bet he used a gross of ribbed rubbers every day!

Obama is a traitor to the US!

Robert Laity wrote:

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Obama is a traitor to the US!

You are the President of the Buffalo Chapter of the GLBT.

Is it the official position of your organization that Obama is a traitor?

I think all this cornholing stuff has disolved your brain.

The Real Life Coach wrote:

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It is too late. The Pope is going to send Robert to hell tomorrow!

Come on down Robert.

I'm waiting for your ass.

Robert Laity wrote:

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Obama is a traitor to the US!

Robert talks like a man with a wooden prick!!

Frank N Stein wrote:

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You are the President of the Buffalo Chapter of the GLBT.
Is it the official position of your organization that Obama is a traitor?
I think all this cornholing stuff has disolved your brain.

The "Robert Laity" who is mentioned in the story is not I.

Gepeto wrote:

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Robert talks like a man with a wooden prick!!

Which "Robert"?

Gepeto wrote:

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Robert talks like a man with a wooden prick!!

Those are called "woodies".

Robert Laity wrote:

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Obama is a traitor to the US!

What does Obama being a traitor have to do with your hobby of FORNICATING ANIMALS????

FOR SHAME!!!!!!

ROTTER!!!!!!!

HELL AWAITS!!!!!!

Obama is a traitor!