My name is Rip Van Winkle and I can't sleep

Your son Rip is on line TOOT!

My name is Ambien and I sleep all the time except when on topix.

Rip Van Winkle lyrics

Intro: Sound of rolling ball and falling pins
"Wow-wee a strike!"

Background: Boom-boom, boom boom-a-boom-boom
Boom-boom, boom boom-a-boom-boom
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep
haa, haa, haa, haa, haa
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle
Sleep, sleep, sleep

He falls asleep in the woods one day
Spent twenty years of his life that way
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle, sleep, sleep sleep
That nagging wife kept all of his coin
None of his friends did he ever join
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle, Sleep, sleep, sleep
Those little elves bowled on the green
He would dream, dream

OH, Well, he left his nagging wife now
He slept for twenty years
Didn't bother to wake up
He grew a long white beard
Thsi is how the story goes
Listen my children and you will hear

He fell asleep in the woods one day
Spent twenty years of his life that way
hee, hee, hee, hee, hee
Sleep, sleep, sleep
That nagging wife kept all of his coin
None of his friends did he ever join
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle, doo,doo,doo,doo,da-doo
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle. sleep, sleep, sleep
Rip Van Winkle, Rip Van Winkle slept his life away

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(snorin g)
rolling ball, pins falling, "wow-wee!"