Family sees Virgin Mary in bird droppings

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Hassem Cosiem wrote:

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NO FUN BEING A VIRGIN. GO OUT AND HAVE SEX AND ENJOY YOURSELF. IT IS ALWAYS NICE AND FUN HERE IN LEISURE WORLD AND DRUGS ARE LEGAL HERE. YOU CAN SNIFF THE AROMA OF FRESH MARIJUANA HERE. HERE IN LEISURE WORLD IN SILVERSPRING, MARYLAND OUR DRUGS WILL CALM YOUR NERVES. WE GROW POT ON OUR BALCONIES AND THE SMOKE OF FRESH POT IS GOOD FOR YOU AND COME HERE AND TRY SOME.
We recently moved to this country and we live in the Leisure World retireent home and in the Arden Courts section and our landlord says that we can grow pot on our balconies and we can cook it and eat it and we can use it to clean our cars and mix it with the engine oil and it is good for cars too and car transmissions can use the pot too. Pot is good for everything and I hope Congress will legalize pot, marijuana, cocaine and methamphetamines too. They are all nice and good for everything cause I say so. It world for my family and it should work for all americans too.

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Shoe wrote:

I saw Mohammed in camel droppings once.

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triple6vamp wrote:

I saw corn in my poop today.

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yernogood- wrote:

I've never met virgin that had a baby before.

America wrote:

<quoted text>Virgin Mary was here to deliver Baby Jesus on Earth more than 2000 years ago. Read your Holy Bible in Matthew. It was a real miracle. Mary was concieved by the Holy Spirit.

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reebie_ wrote:

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do you ever stop and wonder why?

triple6vamp wrote:

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The thing is, modern humans are not really built for digesting corn and the reason is all due to evolution. Years ago when we didn’t eat much meat and instead feasted on vegetables, our digestive systems were a little different from how they are today. Our digestive tract was much longer and our appendix actually did something useful. Our teeth were different too- our molars were bigger and our incisors smaller. Today, we don’t need such big teeth to chew on tough plant matter and evolution is gradually phasing them out. As our jaws get smaller, our wisdom teeth no longer fit so well.Then, to make matters worse, we don’t all chew our food very well. Eating corn, we often swallow the kernels whole and our poor digestive systems have enough trouble with plant matter any way, never mind tough whole kernels. The kernels aren’t broken up by the acid in the stomach,(this is mainly there to help us attack proteins), so will pass all the way through our shorter, less efficient digestive systems. We could all give our digestive systems a break by chewing our food into a nice smooth mush before swallowing!