Jerry Sprimger needs to come to Alma

With Alma's industry at an all time low, multiple houses being fireclosed on, unemployment at an all time high, gas prices higher in Alma than anywhere in the USA, I suggest that our developmental authority give Jerry Springer a call and offer Alma as his home base for producing his shows. I guarantee you that there is no other big or small down in our great country that has more trailer trash drama as Alma Bacon County can offer to Mr. Springer!! If he wants unteraccial relationships, we got plenty of that. Cousins screwing cousins, we got it, Whatever situation is in demand for Jerrys show, i guarantee u we can provide it with a front row seat. We've had preachers screwing his members, fights to break out in the church house, pot growers interviewed on tv, drunk doctors and drug doctors, bankers stealing from govt subsities, businesses burned to the ground for insurance money, teachers screwing students, students screwing their best friends mother! Waitresses providing escort service at blueberry hill! I guarantee u that jerry springer could set up his studio in Alma and make show after show after show with real life stories in Alma, Georgia!

Love Doctor wrote:

With Alma's industry at an all time low, multiple houses being fireclosed on, unemployment at an all time high, gas prices higher in Alma than anywhere in the USA, I suggest that our developmental authority give Jerry Springer a call and offer Alma as his home base for producing his shows. I guarantee you that there is no other big or small down in our great country that has more trailer trash drama as Alma Bacon County can offer to Mr. Springer!! If he wants unteraccial relationships, we got plenty of that. Cousins screwing cousins, we got it, Whatever situation is in demand for Jerrys show, i guarantee u we can provide it with a front row seat. We've had preachers screwing his members, fights to break out in the church house, pot growers interviewed on tv, drunk doctors and drug doctors, bankers stealing from govt subsities, businesses burned to the ground for insurance money, teachers screwing students, students screwing their best friends mother! Waitresses providing escort service at blueberry hill! I guarantee u that jerry springer could set up his studio in Alma and make show after show after show with real life stories in Alma, Georgia!

Are you willing to go on the show?

Well Love Doctor...he'd probably like to have some pansies on there too...guess that's where you come in. Why don't you post your real name?

Someone once told me that one of the secrets of having a happy life was to have an extremely short memory. Don't dwell on the past mistakes, yours or others. Try to do something good for someone else at least twice a day, it makes you feel good on the inside. Try to love more and hate less. You can do this by developing patience and understanding. Most of all develop a relationship with Jesus Christ and talk to Him often. Follow this advice for a year and I promise you that you will NEVER be the same. You've tried it your way long enough. Why not try God's way?

The chronicles of wrote:

Someone once told me that one of the secrets of having a happy life was to have an extremely short memory. Don't dwell on the past mistakes, yours or others. Try to do something good for someone else at least twice a day, it makes you feel good on the inside. Try to love more and hate less. You can do this by developing patience and understanding. Most of all develop a relationship with Jesus Christ and talk to Him often. Follow this advice for a year and I promise you that you will NEVER be the same. You've tried it your way long enough. Why not try God's way?

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You give good advice. The best comment i have seen so far on this whole dang thing. You should hit the times up. See if they will give you an advice given colum.

Jerry Springer comin to alma is some funny stuff!! Set up the studio in Goldwasser Park

Pansies? Oh come on now! Jerry could have some fun down here! I like the comments about jesus and all that good stuff! I just think we are allowing religion to become big business in oir part of the country. Big new buildings going up everywhere with some entrepreneur looking to start his own church, big money, etc! Its obvious to me! Dont let these folks manipulate u out of ur paycheck! All u got to do is accept jesus as ur savior and to forgive y of all ur sins! And ur in baby

love doctor i think your post is hilarious and i am aware of all the situations (all true too) but one business burnt to ground for insurance ok may have just remembered that one too tobacco industry ?

Love Doctor wrote:

With Alma's industry at an all time low, multiple houses being fireclosed on, unemployment at an all time high, gas prices higher in Alma than anywhere in the USA, I suggest that our developmental authority give Jerry Springer a call and offer Alma as his home base for producing his shows. I guarantee you that there is no other big or small down in our great country that has more trailer trash drama as Alma Bacon County can offer to Mr. Springer!! If he wants unteraccial relationships, we got plenty of that. Cousins screwing cousins, we got it, Whatever situation is in demand for Jerrys show, i guarantee u we can provide it with a front row seat. We've had preachers screwing his members, fights to break out in the church house, pot growers interviewed on tv, drunk doctors and drug doctors, bankers stealing from govt subsities, businesses burned to the ground for insurance money, teachers screwing students, students screwing their best friends mother! Waitresses providing escort service at blueberry hill! I guarantee u that jerry springer could set up his studio in Alma and make show after show after show with real life stories in Alma, Georgia!

Piss off you F@#k wad ,i'm so tired of hearing all the negativity about or town.I don't know if you ever lived anywhere else but the same crap goes on everywhere if that's all your wanting to hear about.Why go all over the Net and bad mouth the town you live in.There's lots of roads that lead out of Alma why don't you take one this is A free country you PRICK.

and must we add to the list.our own rea power company supplying their employees with a way and a vehicle to go around and cheat on there wives.are these guys on the clock and being paid during these actions. is that why our light bills have sky rocket.

If my memory serves me right, a good many years ago, the show 20/20 had a segment taped in Alma, GA. It was when a former sheriff was interviewed about "Marijuana" being grown in the county. He called it "MAR-JU-WA-NA." I thought then, "Well, Bacon County has a real Junior Samples for sheriff." Thank goodness things seem to be better in our great little town!!

I guess we also pay for the rea men to have cell phones to contact there women.That way they think the phone records can't be seen. But little do they no. I think rea should have more upstanding people & not allow such trash to go on with their company money.

It's a co-operative, which means it is OUR money (if you are served by Satilla), not their money.

True, very true. A lot of these guys have other jobs that takes up a lot of there day. It's amazing that they can do there main job and also run a business full time too. Makes you wonder how important there job at the rea really is. If they can do it in a few hours a day, but make it last a whole day and get paid for it. Hmmm.

Why are all people from Alma so fuckin hostile? Im suprised someone here dosent say "Well meet me on piss rd then". Im sorry I love this little town just as much as I hate it!! Its a nice quiet little place to live, but there is a LOT of courruption here with bussiness men and law enforcement and so on. Its noticed more here beacuse it is a small town and there is not a lot of other things going on for people to talk about.

And the news document you are talking about was Petter Jennings "Pot of Gold". It was kinda funny that the people they intervied in the other states had their faces blured and voices altered. But NO ONE in Alma did, and some of these people had never been caught growing or dealing marijuana but went on national tv and admited to being in the bussiness. And the sherif that was interviewd is a damn good man, hes a much better sherif than the dumb ass in office now. Maybe Bucky Hayes was smart and seen that pot didnt really hurt anyone and helped out the community with money and he was a farmer his self and knew first hand how hard its is to make a living farming. At least he was really tough of dui. I know plenty of people, some friends of mine who have been pulled over fuckin sloppy ass drunk and the good ol boy deputy let them go, just a "now you go straight home".

How bout the guys at Satilla that are screwing on company time. I caught one guy in the bucket truck at the sandhill screwing, another at the tennis courts in the service truck, and another pulled in a blueberry patch off of 32 screwing one of the gals that has been mentioned on here. Now here we are paying an average $300 per month for electricity and the durn workers screwing while my meter is running around and round. Ain't that some crap. Romeo, tighten them boys up. At least make em clock out if they gonna get em a shot of ass during the day. Guys, at least wait til you get off to do your dirty work. And don't leave them nasty condoms laying on the ground when you finish.

To funny. lol

If Springer came here he'd think he was being punked. LOL

RWhistleteats wrote:

If Springer came here he'd think he was being punked. LOL

LMBO yes he would indeed!!!!! Cousins sleeping with cousins what do u expect out of Alma , everyone kin to everyone!!!!1

nosey wrote:

<quoted text> LMBO yes he would indeed!!!!! Cousins sleeping with cousins what do u expect out of Alma , everyone kin to everyone!!!!1

It's either sleep with kinfolks or sleep alone here. LOL