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All i'm saying is that if you go around talking shit about other men's wives, you'd better be ready to ante up.
Do you go into a gym and make fun of guys who lift more than you? Do you paddle around in a canoe making fun of yachts?
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Don't get into dick-measuring contests unless you have a dick to measure. Hot wife or GTFO.
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M'chelle Obama is a (too) public figure, whom I support on her expensive jaunts with my tax dollars.
She knew getting in there her ass would be subject to ridicule. The same does not apply to my wife.
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You want to compare (private sector) women, then you find one silly enough to marry a loser like yourself, and we'll talk.
Things you draw to whack off in a sock to don't count, srry.
Only rednecks get married at my age.
All i have are ex-girlfriends.
I've probably masturbated thousands of times,
but never into a sock. Is this common?
Do you not have Kleenex?
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As for your masturbation thing, it's getting harder and harder to feel even the least bit of shame about it.
You know why? Every day, i am subjected to approximately a dozen advertisements for Viagra, Cialis,
and other anti-impotence drugs.
You know those ads. "When the moment is right... affects intimacy... ask your doctor..."
So i can't help but be reminded that there are scores of older men out there who have trouble getting it up.
Even when they plan a date night with the wife and have the candles lit, they're worried about their dicks not getting hard enough for penetration.
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As a young man, i have the opposite problem. Too much spunk in the trunk. If i see a bikini thread on Fark or the right picture of Olivia Munn,
i have to spank it before i can think about anything else again.
It's hard to feel bad about having an abundance when so many out there are just scraping by with their penis pills.
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Libra