Cletus Wants Chik-Fil-A

I keep wonderin what all the gol-danged fuss about Chik-Fil-A is? Here in the upscale trailer park community where I reside i don not have access to a Chik-Fil-A, but I can assure you that if I did i would put on my Tea Party Ben Franklin suit and march right down to one and throw myself and my children down on the sidewalk and commence to rollin about in a feverish public display of prayerful piety! So what if they don't like gay folks? My friend Tenspot who owns the strip club where my mom works don't like em either, but I don't see nobody boycottin him! Probably because he is a god-fearin christian teabagger just like me and my mom. I hope all you tree-huggin dirt-worshipers who is tryin to destroy the Chik-Fil-As will join me in reflective prayer on the awful devilment that comes from same-sex lovin, amen.

Chik-Fil-A uses free-range gay chckens.

Hey if gay people want to get married , more power to them. They of course will learn about gay divorce.

I think sheriff russell and his merry bunch of creeps, have had way too much chik a filet! What a bunch of fatties....he he