men in moon

We can put a man on the moon but no good men near me! What's the problem with this picture?

Are you a man or woman?

Im a woman proud of it too!

sabercat3452001 wrote:

We can put a man on the moon but no good men near me! What's the problem with this picture?

I see Your Point Babe...But This Is a Solvable Problem.....We Just Have To Figure Out Why The Good Men Would Rather Go To The Moon Then Go To Bradshaw.....Perhaps It’s Because Bradshaw Is Full Of Un-Good Men....And There’s No Room Left For The Good Ones To Enter....I Bet If NASA Would Put a Post Office On The Moon....It Would Desolate The Male Population Of Bradshaw....They Would All Move To The Moon!!!....And If You Looked at The Moon Through a Telescope On The First Of Every Month....It would Look Like The Moon Had a Necklace On.....With All Them Fellers Lined Up...One Behind The Other.....

Be Patient Honey Puss....The Goods One’s Are There....You Just Have To Get all of The Bad One’s Out Of The Way....

And Did You Know That The First Feller To Walk On The Moon....Died Yesterday....82 Years Old....

If you can't move the mountain then move to the mountain. Go to the moon and get the good man. And also bring him back to earth

Homerline wrote:

Are you a man or woman?

I can export you one done from northern va.They know how to treat a lady right.The only reason dinner is on me is because I get so much more in return :-) Happy hunting.

Thanks but if the moon had a post office it would be hell at the first of the month!

Well going hunting sounds good I just need a good area to get a real piece of meat! LOL

Head North.We got 'em by the busload.lol.Well, you don't even have to hunt.They will just walk right up to you,especially if you're alone.

Im not a hooker homerline!! But if he's single has a job and a place hell yeah!!

sabercat3452001 wrote:

Im not a hooker homerline!! But if he's single has a job and a place hell yeah!!

LOL...this cracked me up..

Well ma'am,I hope you're not insinuating that I'm one,cause I can assure you I'm not.I'm just informing you where you could find you a man since that's what you said you wanted in the first place.

sabercat3452001 wrote:

Im not a hooker homerline!! But if he's single has a job and a place hell yeah!!

Should you change your mind,I can fix you up before you know what hit you. Are you looking for one that's tall,short,slim,heavy,got money or simply breathing?

well I want fixed up with a man who works and is not on drugs!IF HE HAS HIS OWN HOUSE THATS AN AUTOMATIC TURN ON!!

Well,all the men I know have jobs,but there's no way I can guarantee that they don't use drugs. I can only say they don't look it,but I can't say they don't act it.Nobody I know lives with mama.There's one to be had. It's just a matter of tracking him down.