laugh.. its a joke

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 yr old grandmother and to comfort her.
When she asked how he had died, her grandmother replied, "he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her, " 2 people nearly 100 yrs old and having sex would surely be asking for trouble."
"oh, no, my dear " replied granny.
" many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it is when the church bells ring. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and even..."
" nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused long enough to wipe away a tear, " and said, " he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"

Lol lol lol
Come on laugh. That was funny... Nothing dirty about it... A good clean sex joke.
I just couldn't help myself, had to post.
It's for all you fuddy duddies that take topix too seriously!
Rofl

An Irish man went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!" The Irish man jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!" The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!" The Irish man jumped up yelling, "Run laddie! Run laddie!" The third batter got up got ball 1... ball 2 ... ball 3 ... ball 4. The umpire yelled, "Take your base!" The batter jogged to the base. The Irish man jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!" Another fan looked at him and said, "He does not need to run, for he has four balls!" The Irish man's jaw dropped, and he turned and said, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with pride!"

THE POPE6-6-6 wrote:

An Irish man went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!" The Irish man jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!" The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!" The Irish man jumped up yelling, "Run laddie! Run laddie!" The third batter got up got ball 1... ball 2 ... ball 3 ... ball 4. The umpire yelled, "Take your base!" The batter jogged to the base. The Irish man jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!" Another fan looked at him and said, "He does not need to run, for he has four balls!" The Irish man's jaw dropped, and he turned and said, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with pride!"

Rofl

Roflmya. You amaze me!

Anyone know the score from Blue Devil game last nite??
I missed it and I haven't heard today...

littllulu wrote:

Anyone know the score from Blue Devil game last nite??
I missed it and I haven't heard today...

72-2. booneville had a blowout it was amazing. they even but their 8th grade team in the final 5 minutes.

THE POPE6-6-6 wrote:

<quoted text>72-2. booneville had a blowout it was amazing. they even but their 8th grade team in the final 5 minutes.

Oh ok
Thank you!!

littllulu wrote:

<quoted text>
Oh ok
Thank you!!

i really dont know. i didnt see a score in the journal today.....laugh...it was a joke.

THE POPE6-6-6 wrote:

<quoted text>i really dont know. i didnt see a score in the journal today.....laugh...it was a joke.

I knew that...

Does anyone else know that score?

THE POPE6-6-6 wrote:

<quoted text>i really dont know. i didnt see a score in the journal today.....laugh...it was a joke.

Now that was worth laughing about!!! Bahaha!!!

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive. Put a nipple on it.

littllulu wrote:

Does anyone else know that score?

BHS didnt play last nite

Doc--Holiday wrote:

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive. Put a nipple on it.

Ugh

Doc--Holiday wrote:

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive. Put a nipple on it.

Good one

Doc--Holiday wrote:

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive. Put a nipple on it.

Ha!

littllulu wrote:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 yr old grandmother and to comfort her.
When she asked how he had died, her grandmother replied, "he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her, " 2 people nearly 100 yrs old and having sex would surely be asking for trouble."
"oh, no, my dear " replied granny.
" many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it is when the church bells ring. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and even..."
" nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused long enough to wipe away a tear, " and said, " he'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"

Good for a laugh, needed that thanks!

THE POPE6-6-6 wrote:

An Irish man went to his first American baseball game. As the first batter made a hit, fans jumped up yelling, "RUN! RUN!" The Irish man jumped up as well yelling, "Run, laddie! Run laddie!" The next batter got up and made his hit. The fans again cheered, "RUN! RUN!" The Irish man jumped up yelling, "Run laddie! Run laddie!" The third batter got up got ball 1... ball 2 ... ball 3 ... ball 4. The umpire yelled, "Take your base!" The batter jogged to the base. The Irish man jumped up and yelled, "Run laddie! Run laddie!" Another fan looked at him and said, "He does not need to run, for he has four balls!" The Irish man's jaw dropped, and he turned and said, "Walk with pride, lad! Walk with pride!"

Another good one!

THE POPE6-6-6 wrote:

<quoted text>72-2. booneville had a blowout it was amazing. they even but their 8th grade team in the final 5 minutes.

Another good one!