I bet you two call each other on the phone and giggle like little school girls.Great minds...... lol
"You're smarter!"
"No, you're smarter!"
"Well, you have better hair!"
"No, you have better hair!"
jesus v.s. Santa Clause, compare!
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"You're smarter!" "No, you're smarter!" "Well, you have better hair!" "No, you have better hair!" |
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I guess if you had over 2 billion followers to manage who were spread out over nearly 60 million square miles, a mistake or two here and there might be expected. Hell, look at you. You're responsible for one person and look how bad you screwed that up. |
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1 if you can make a universe in 6 days this shouldnt be a problem when your all knowing. THINK! |
Not sure why you put this as a reponse. |
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Creationism can't be disproved. There's a reason science can't prove anything. Open your narrow mind. Allow your heart to answer those nagging questions your brain keeps asking. |
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You were questioning how it rains, snows...etc. this article tells u why and how. |
How much longer do I have to spoon feed you, knucklehead? Like any great leader who prepares his people for greater things, God is preparing His people for their journey to Heaven. Like any leader in a managerial heirarchy, God delegates His authority and evaluates His peoples' performance to ensure only those who are worthy, those who prove themselves, make that ascent to his kingdom. You can watch people suffer or you can do something to help ease their pain. You can watch someone starve or you can provide them food. You can watch someone freeze or you can provide them shelter. You can watch someone beg or you can help them find a job. You can watch someone thirst or you can give them water. You can watch some one wander or you can show them the way. You see, God gives us the ability to choose. He gives you the control over your own destiny. He gives you the power of reason, the knowledge of right and wrong, and holds you accountable for the choices you make. But most importantly, when you err in your judgement, he provides you forgiveness. If He did all the work and made all the choices for you, how would He know who deserves entrance into His kingdom? You know the answers to your own questions, my friend. Not everything is black and white. Not everything can be explained. Not everybody is deserving. THINK!!!!! |
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This article tells you what man's theory is. Science has proven nothing. |
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2 Science has proven nothing? You are telling others to THINK? What a complete ignorant fool you are to make such a completely idiotic remark. I mean, how da*n stupid can you be? That is the most simple minded & flat out DUMB remark that I have EVER read or heard in my lifetime. Honestly, I don't care what your religious beliefs are (as they may be the same as mine): That really is just DUMB & mentally challenged remark & I cannot believe that anybody would state such complete & total B.S.. Please go educate yourself, & I mean like right now. |
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I hate having to get on here everyday and having to do what our glorious educational system has failed to do for generations. Please tell me you are kidding, right? Science is defined as, "...a systematic enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable EXPLANATIONS and PREDICTIONS about the universe." EXPLANATIONS and PREDICTIONS!!!!!! It "...builds and organizes knowledge...." I don't see the word "fact" anywhere in that definition, do you? Everyday, you can read a magazine or a newpaper and somewhere in one of those periodicals you will read where scientists have refuted the findings of a study done just a few years before. One day Propecia is bad for you, one day it is not. One day eggs are bad for your cholsterol, the next day it is good for your cholesterol. One day green tea helps decrease your chances for cancer, the next day it is one of the leading causes of stomach cancer in men. One day the world was flat, the next day it was round. One day global warming is a crisis, the next day it is not. Do you see where I am going with this? Just because man discovered it and man gave it a name, and man published it in a book; that doesn't make it a fact. Science is nothing more than man's best educated guess. "A science is any discipline in which the fool of this generation can go beyond the point reached by the genius of the last generation." - Max Gluckman "Science is simply common sense at its best." ~Thomas Huxley "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking." ~Albert Einstein "Science, in the very act of solving problems, creates more of them." ~Abraham Flexner |
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1 Dang, man, you stepped out on that 'ol limb and it snapped right......in.......two. You lobbed that bright yeller ball right at the net and 'ol Lock Down provided the smack down right in your chops. But geez, dude, were you just funnin' round or do you really believe that nonsense you were sayin'? Do you think all of us onhere would be debatin' creation and evolution and God and delusionalment (is that a word?) and what not if science was worth a crap? You postin' that malarkey was like a three-legged gazelle walkin' in the lion's den, rubbin' a little marinade on, doing the electric slide, and flippin' em the bird. Like walkin' into a cop bar with a maryjane leaf tattoo on your forehead and a pig in a uniform on your shirt. Like a super model walkin' in a prison full of sex offenders to teach em about self control. Well, kinda like what you did, dumbass. |
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1 And you hell dwellers call them Christians sheeple. Talk about blind faith. "Hey 666, this is Sanity (giggle, giggle), you read that article inthe Devil's Daily Tribune about that little 'ol atom that exploded and out came a human and a mountain and some water and some little 'ol fishes and such?" (giggle, giggle) "Yes I did, Sanity (giggle), you sure are smart. And those scientists are, too" (giggle) "(giggle,giggle)" "What's so funny, Sanity? "I was just thinking the same thing about you, 666." (giggle, giggle, giggle) "You stop it, sanity! You know you're smarter." (giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle) "Great minds, right?" (a continuous chorus of giggles from both) |
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Oh, so you believe in the incredible shrinking God! Nice to know: "Seems to me that Christians worship the incredible shrinking god. I mean at one time it was supposedly capable of flinging thousands of billions of galaxies into existence with a mere thought. By the time of Noah, it was reduced to flooding an insignificant speck in the cosmos. "By the time of Moses, its best trick was moving a tiny portion of a minor sea aside for a short while. By the time of Jesus, it has to send a delegate on its behalf who leaves behind only rumors that he was able to turn water into another beverage, or render himself extra buoyant. "Now it counts as a miracle if a water stain grows mold that kind of looks like a bearded face which could be claimed to resemble this supposed delegate. How much more pathetic can this god get? How do Christians manage to sing praises of its glory and greatness without feeling like fools--or at best, like new parents gushing over their toddler's ability to make a pee." – Kronk |
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That device you're reading right now....IS proof of science. |
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Without those "EXPLANATIONS and PREDICTIONS!!!!!!" you would not be reading this. duh. |
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^^^^^^^That REALLY is all you've got left, huh? LMMFAO! <---@ U ! Typical empty-handed christian. |
Okay, what about that article says there isn't a God? You don't think He's smart enough to make the Earth work in a systematic way? This was just proof of His existance. |
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I think you are referring to technology - the application of tools and methods: the study, development, and application of devices, machines, and techniques for manufacturing and productive processes. What you have erroneously mistaken as science - the observation, identification, description, experimental investigation, and theoretical explanation of phenomena. - Technology deals with machines and application - Science deals with the study of NATURAL objects Swwwwwwwwwwwwing and a miss!!!!!!!!!! |
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Lesson #2 - What about a computer involves the study of any natural phenomena? And please don't say electricity because I will make you so look like the chump that you are, freakazoid. Swwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing and a miss - strike two!!!!!!! And the Christians go wild as the sweat off of 666's twin brother's brow drips onto home plate. And then they all say a silent prayer for him. |
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Oh no, I have soooooo much more from where that came, giggles. And the princess of darkness fouls off a change-up. "She's hanging in there, Chip. I would've thought that trench coat would slow her down, but she's a fighter, she is!" "She does like to giggle though, Harry." |
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