Lanius LaForte. Who is he?

For some months now a dude by the name of Lanius LaFart has been droping turds on virtually every forum on the Blue Ridge TOPIX. I think it's time the veil is pulled back and his true perverse identity is revealed.

In reviewing his writings and drawing from other sources, I have come up with ten clues that might be helpful in forcing him out of his hole.

1. He lives in Blue Ridge.
2. He is married and has dog.
3. Even so, other women claim to 'know' him.
3. He seems to speak a lot about United Community Bank.
4. He says he is skinny and not fat
5. He dosesn't vote, but claims not to be a felon.
6. He is reportedly an ordained Baptist minster even though he writes negative and blasphemous things about God and God's people.
7. He claims to use illigal drugs.
8. Politically, he seem to be libertarian.
9. He has a sense of humor.
10. By the number of times he posts on TOPIX, he seems to spend most of his time on his computer.

I would be gratful to anyone who has any information about this character passing it along

Specifically, it would be helpful if we had his date of birth, the make and tag number of his car, address, aliases, etc.

Let's smoke him out of his hole.

I have came up with one fact, you sir are a dumb jew

The last time someone did this there was trouble involved. I'm in a very good mood today, we can play your game.

I am not a libertarian, I'm a communist.

At least three of the "clues" up there are things I just threw out in case some nut out there was obsessing over my identity AGAIN. People who know me do not talk about Lanius when they talk about me.

You will never figure it out based on things I say on Topix. Lanius goes by another name everywhere else.

Dear Mr. LaForte,

Would you be so kind as to answer these questions?

1. Were you born in Fannin County?

2. Do you drive a car or a truck?

3. Very seriously, all joking aside -- why are you so antagonistic against Christian faith?

1) Yes.
2) Car (domestic).
3) Because it is a sham and has been repeatedly shown for what it really is.

Does that cover it? I like tests.

Allow, me to respond to your answer to No. 3. Very respectfully, I would have to differ as I have seen people who have come to Christian faith changed for the better, bad people made good. I also have experienced the joy of Christian fellowship and found it real. Let me ask you this, what would it take for your to come to faith? What evidence would you require?

Hmmmm FCHS2003, I must know you.

FCHS2003 wrote:

Allow, me to respond to your answer to No. 3. Very respectfully, I would have to differ as I have seen people who have come to Christian faith changed for the better, bad people made good. I also have experienced the joy of Christian fellowship and found it real. Let me ask you this, what would it take for your to come to faith? What evidence would you require?

Nothing you could possibly offer.

Is that what this is all about

Lanius,
Boxers or briefs?

stalkers.

Okay, this I HILARIOUS!! Why does anybody care who he is? We should all just chillax & enjoy his humorous comments.... I still go back & read the posts about some Bill Pitman guy & Lanius's remarks on that thread....classic!! We all need to "lighten up" a little! I am a Christian, but all too often it is us "Christians" that throw stumbling blocks for other Christians or even non-believers. Pray for God's will to be done in this guy's life... Don't condemn him for his beliefs... That makes us all look like hypocrites & that is just what our adversary wants to happen!!:)

Long live Lanius LaForte, the infamous alter-ego of someone, who took over Topix for hopefully the benefit of the entire community!! Maybe we will take a long hard look in the mirror at ourselves!

I'm Christian and I bang trannys.... holy shit I need an intervention

Interesting video that we all could learn from...enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Is this turning into one of those moments like in Mask of Zorro where everyone claimed to be him?

Alright, I'll play along.

I AM LANIUS.

Curious wrote:

Okay, this I HILARIOUS!! Why does anybody care who he is? We should all just chillax & enjoy his humorous comments.... I still go back & read the posts about some Bill Pitman guy & Lanius's remarks on that thread....classic!! We all need to "lighten up" a little! I am a Christian, but all too often it is us "Christians" that throw stumbling blocks for other Christians or even non-believers. Pray for God's will to be done in this guy's life... Don't condemn him for his beliefs... That makes us all look like hypocrites & that is just what our adversary wants to happen!!:)
Long live Lanius LaForte, the infamous alter-ego of someone, who took over Topix for hopefully the benefit of the entire community!! Maybe we will take a long hard look in the mirror at ourselves!

Your right many of Lanius' remarks are cleaver, but I was just curious about his bias against Christians. That is why I jumped into this forum when I read the original guy's opening remarks.
I have started praying for Lanius that God would open his eyes tot he truth and the Jesus will reveal himself to him with power and clarity. I asked all who are Christians to join me.

Lanius would make a great Christian.

I try to balance my blasphemy, you know in addition to being a Reverend I also write books for children in Creole.

No but seriously, the real lunatic freaks on here make it more fun sometimes. This was probably the same person from a long time ago who had some kind of obsessive episode all over the board.

I AM NOT LANIUS.

Lol god doesn't exist you fool's

h8 crime wrote:

Lol god doesn't exist you fool's

Looks like we need to pray for this one as well!:)

FCHS2003 wrote:

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God would open his eyes tot he truth and the Jesus will reveal himself to him with power and clarity.

Haha, I'm sorry, it's just that this sounds like something I would say.

I guess I never asked, what do my views on religion have to do with where I live, what I drive, or who I am? You know, "all joking aside".