Gustav effects southern Arkansas

Affects! Not Effects!!!

Great catch roboblogger!! Isn't it funny when a mistake is published for all of the Promise kids to see. The teachers can hold up the paper and say "This is why reading, spelling, writing, and communication skills are so important."

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handyman wrote:

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precEding not precEEding

OOPS. And I are not a graduate of the Eldo publik school system. Another good catch.

A turd floated in my yard and it's still there, The city has refused to pick up said turd.
it seems to be a super humans turd or possibly a turd from a sasquatch.

I have file suit

Kernal Blue wrote:

A turd floated in my yard and it's still there, The city has refused to pick up said turd.
it seems to be a super humans turd or possibly a turd from a sasquatch.
I have file suit

I don't blame you - I would be upset too.
them cajun turds are deadly

ask them to file a police report. I believe that qualifies as criminal mischief.

I wonder what would happen if someone went and took a crap in the Mayor's front yard. Would it go unnoticed?

yeah and I would ask for doo doo reparations.
Finding a cajun turd in your yard creates a lot of unecessary anguish.

gurl i fount a turd in mah yuarad the otha day and let me tell you it was stanky.

i callt rodney wimberlay an he said he wasnt gonna touch dat turd.

did the turd smell like red beans and rice?
or shrimp gumbo?
since el dorado is gonna be dumping its waste in the Ouachita River, their nasty turds will be floating all over the place.
We'll all be deathly ill within a year.
The dumbest people in the state live in El Dorado. They don't care about anything but themselves and ejecting their turds into the Ouachita River.

hoha galore wrote:

did the turd smell like red beans and rice?
or shrimp gumbo?
since el dorado is gonna be dumping its waste in the Ouachita River, their nasty turds will be floating all over the place.
We'll all be deathly ill within a year.
The dumbest people in the state live in El Dorado. They don't care about anything but themselves and ejecting their turds into the Ouachita River.

damn what a brilliant idea.
Instead of making golf ball machines in the small biz building, we could make turd ejectors.
It would come so natural to everyone here that no training would be required.

I'm impressed to be among the best turd ejectors in the world.

the biggest turds in El Dorado can be found at the Chamber.
They are so big they won't even flush.

I for one can not believe that you people are talking like this. God for bid something happens here in El Dorado and we would have to evacuate, what would you do when you have to go to another town and the people treat you like shit and talk shit about you cause you came to their town for safety? The people on here are so ignorant to the fact that peoples homes got damaged not as bad as they thought they would but the did and you sit hear and talk shit cause they came to eldorado for safety. Really shows what type of people really live in this town. I bet some of ya'lls power went out and were whining and bitching cause your power was off, well go down south to New Orleans or Baton Rouge where they still dont have power. This town is only what the people in it make it, so if you want to make it better quit your damn bitchen and get up and do something about it.

OMG wrote:

I for one can not believe that you people are talking like this. God for bid something happens here in El Dorado and we would have to evacuate, what would you do when you have to go to another town and the people treat you like shit and talk shit about you cause you came to their town for safety? The people on here are so ignorant to the fact that peoples homes got damaged not as bad as they thought they would but the did and you sit hear and talk shit cause they came to eldorado for safety. Really shows what type of people really live in this town. I bet some of ya'lls power went out and were whining and bitching cause your power was off, well go down south to New Orleans or Baton Rouge where they still dont have power. This town is only what the people in it make it, so if you want to make it better quit your damn bitchen and get up and do something about it.

Preach it, OMG! Amen and Hallelujah!

They make medication for this type of response.
El Dorado needs to be evacuated because of the BS that is around us.
You are adding to this list

OMG wrote:

I for one can not believe that you people are talking like this. God for bid something happens here in El Dorado and we would have to evacuate, what would you do when you have to go to another town and the people treat you like shit and talk shit about you cause you came to their town for safety? The people on here are so ignorant to the fact that peoples homes got damaged not as bad as they thought they would but the did and you sit hear and talk shit cause they came to eldorado for safety. Really shows what type of people really live in this town. I bet some of ya'lls power went out and were whining and bitching cause your power was off, well go down south to New Orleans or Baton Rouge where they still dont have power. This town is only what the people in it make it, so if you want to make it better quit your damn bitchen and get up and do something about it.

Needs evacuating, eh? You willing to do it, or do you want government to step in and do it?

Brian wrote:

Needs evacuating, eh? You willing to do it, or do you want government to step in and do it?

Gee brian are you scared to run from the turds or do you just want to join up with them?
Start wiping cause that's what you'll be doing if you join them butt boy

Help me out here, "henry". Is this the part where I am supposed to respond "what you say is what you are"? Or do you elementary school kids use other comebacks these days?

I was showed this by one of the very few good things I found in El Dorado. It didn't take much reading to remind me why I left El Dorado. Oh yes, I once lived there and also employed alot of people from there. It is because of the simple minded holier than thou people there who keep El Dorado down.
How is it that an educated person can really think that someone took a dump in their yard? Is it that the yard is so nasty it was mistaken for a port-a-let? Could it just have been a dog turd? If this is the case, everyone in El Dorado knows there is a leash law and it is known that it is enforced by the shooting of the animal in question. If the city police had been called, the animal would have been shot, and then the yard owner could have confirmed the turd fit into the animal's rectum.
I just can't believe that after all these years El Dorado hasn't rid itself of these back woods, uneducated people who only keep the city down. Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on these people, it is because of them I moved back home and am better off for it. I am sure El Dorado is better off by my moving also, now there isn't and example of a high standard for these people to be afraid of.
Come to think of it, I've heard it said that if the world ever needed an enima, it would be inserted in El Dorado, so just maybe the turd really does belong to El Dorado.
For those of you who only see yourself in the reflection of the world, than you just need to stay right where you are. For the rest of you, who know there are other people in the world, someone smiles on you. If you ever find yourself in SOUTH LOUISIANA, you look up Pouldeau, I'll cook up something for us that will stick to our ribs and not just turn into something that belongs in El Dorado.

Honey you AINT GO NO ROOM to talk about Arkansas when yo ass in down in SOUTH LOUISIANA!

TRASH POS!