Were they drinking beer and smoking weed before entering this meeting???? Let us analyze the selected priorities, shall we!!!" Develop a Bennington vision statement..."
You can't make this sheet up.
A vision statement will rid the town of the neck tattoo crowd, the bovine brood mare crowd and the dumb as a post dopes who complain that they never get a chance.
Make downtown Bennington a destination, and build a new town green: A town green as in working hand in hand with public and private sector entities of Bennville to address such issues as creating jobs and affordable housing????? Ummmmm, with WalMart soon to be your largest employer I'd say you're fcked on this issue.....
Collaborate local groups to address poverty and expand dental care: I don't see this as problematic for the Boro of Bennville as most these individuals will be saved by the Department of Corrections by age 12.....
Build a community center, renew and expand the town recreation center and build a skate park: Now this issue might make it to fruition with a few simple procedures.... Cut your Oinker Battalion in half and have your kids spayed and neutered....