Twisted Patty Rhymes

Twinkle, twinkle, big bad ho,
How I wonder if you abuse Moe.
Up above on North Pack Lane,
Like a bipolar hurricane,
Twinkle, twinkle big bad liar
You will burn in Satan's fire.

Hickory dickory dock,
Sexless Patty chases cock
She's a desperate skank
Who should be in a looney tank
Hickory dickory dock

The Ho, The Ho
Off to court Patty goes
She tells her lies, the judge denies
The Ho, The Ho.

This old skank , she played one,

She played knick knack on her "viberater",

With a knick, knack, Patty Whack,

She ain't got no bone;

She ain't got no old man coming home.

This old slut , she played two,

She got down on all four's and shit at his shoes,

With a knick, knack, Patty Whack,

Give Patty her "viberater"

Cuz that man went running home.

This old Nut , she played three,(3)

She's on another crazy ass spree,

With a knick, knack, Patty Whack,

Give the bitch a phone;

She can't leave Desire & Jen alone..

Patty, Patty, man-meat eater,
Devised a plan she thought would beat her
Lied about a hit and run
But Jen is free and having fun

Hey diddle, diddle.
Patty took a piddle,
All over The Greenfield blogs
The readers all laughed to see her pissed off
It reminded them of all the chat room logs.

Patty Dumpty sat on a wall
Patty Dumpty had a great fall
All the King's horses
And all the King's men
And their wives and girlfriends
And all the children
And their mothers and fathers
And the town counsel
And the courts
Laughed their asses off!

Georgie Porgie puddin’ and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
But when Patty Donovan came out to play
That’s when Georgie suddenly turned gay

This little Patty went to Oak Park.
This little Patty stalked Jen.
This little Patty carried a big stick.
This little Patty obsesses on Ray.
This little Patty lied, lied, lied about everything that happened that day

LOL ! The rhymes are great!

Bipolar Miss Patty
Crazy and batty
Obsessing on Jen and Ray
Whining and bitching about blogs
Her voice croaking like frogs
While the happy couple laughed at her all day

Sociopath Patty climbed up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the sociopath out,
Which caused the sociopath's toxins to ruin the water supply and the EPA had to be called to clean up at such a tremendous cost to the town of Greenfield, the town had to file bankruptcy.

Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the Sociopath Patty wanted to climb up the spout again, but the residents of Greenfield couldn't afford a spout any longer, so the town flooded and people moved away. Greenfield is no longer a historic town, its ruins lie beneath a walled off superfund site of poisoned waters.

(Revised)

Patty the fake, Patty the fake
You look like a man
Subpoena the whole town
As fast as you can

Lie to them, whine to them
Morning, night and noon
But you will always be to them
The Obsessed Greenfield Loon

dopehead belmore
thought he was so cool
but he didn't follow those court rules
and when he went there
its all they could bare
and she went right from the court
to the slammer!

Failmore wrote:

dopehead belmore
thought he was so cool
but he didn't follow those court rules
and when he went there
its all they could bare
and she went right from the court
to the slammer!

seriously? why did you bother? you just proved you suck at one more thing. not only does it not rhyme, but it makes no sense.

no one fails more than patty donovan

patty is dismissed
patty is denied
patty is rejected
patty whined and cried

patty failed with jerry
patty failed with don
patty failed with desire
and patty failed with ron

patty stalks jenny
patty stalks ray
patty will be arrested
if she doesn't stay away

This is one blog that I will save..these are just to damn funny...

just me wrote:

no one fails more than patty donovan
patty is dismissed
patty is denied
patty is rejected
patty whined and cried
patty failed with jerry
patty failed with don
patty failed with desire
and patty failed with ron
patty stalks jenny
patty stalks ray
patty will be arrested
if she doesn't stay away

Hey Dummy..Just Me said you failed with Don...does that mean DON told or fed Just Me that? See how this works? Can you add? You are going to be fit to be tied...LOL Cant wait!

cathy cmelo this blog has been printed
you've gotten your information from desire belmore to third party harass against a court order of march 20

patty wrote:

cathy cmelo this blog has been printed
you've gotten your information from desire belmore to third party harass against a court order of march 20

Hey dumbass this blog is just rhymes..nothing more..nothing less.

Where do you find Third Party harassment here>?