Farts: Sniff Or Not To Sniff

...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.

Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.

Farty McFly wrote:

...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.
Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.

Sometimes I hang out after a movie is over just to sniff the seats!

Sniffer wrote:

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Sometimes I hang out after a movie is over just to sniff the seats!

When I eat at a restaurant, when the waitress takes me to a table, I sniff the seats before I sit down. The best ones are at Mexican restaurants. I will tip a little extra for a seat with a poop stain.

Farty McFly wrote:

...and I'm not talking about the casual sniff. Like when you cup your own hand over your bottom to catch a fart to smell. No, I am talking more along the lines of going out on a fart sniffing scavenger hunt.
Like going to the Galleria Mall and hang out in front of the cheese cake factory to catch customers farting as they exit.

one time i tried to cup a fart and i shat my pants! i could feel the log!! then i farted 3 times.

Sometimes its just best to take a giant SHIT and not flush..it becomes an alternative form of incense for the whole house..even better if some old stale urine is mixed in..shaken, not stirred..

i like sniffing girls' asses only.. never really smelled a girls fart, although i would love to.

when i fart & send the cat running off the sofa i know thats a good one.