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Goat Wanders Into Nursing Home In The Bronx

Full story: CBS News

It's another case of the wandering goat. Officials say an emaciated-looking Nubian goat wandered onto the property of a nursing home in the Bronx, where two other goats were discovered in July.

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“Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!”

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Out in the West Texas town of-

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It's understandable.
Goats tend to flock with other old goats.

“Christmas Lights already?”

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Gov. Paterson was in town?

“Forget gold, where's the F&P?”

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I just read this story 6 times, and all I can say is...huh?
Punch me in the Face

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Goat, its whats fer dinner.

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Al Kahalik wrote:
I just read this story 6 times, and all I can say is...huh?
Fine journalism going on at AP.
Just Saying

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Probably escaped from a Santeria ritual sacrifice.
The Goat

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Yes, I'm baaaaaaaaack from the hospital, please show me to my room.

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He was chased in by a Chupacabra from the hood' YO
Arminius

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Sep 4, 2009
 
William Pena wrote:
It's understandable.
Goats tend to flock with other old goats.
Exactly, it's called the homing instinct!
Arminius

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Good thing it wasn't a dog wandering into a Korean nursing home!

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...so this goat wonders into a nursing home and one of the residents who just woke up from a nap looks over at the goat and sez.....
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So an old woman walks into the lunch room at the nursing home and yells to the men:

"whoever can tell what I have in my hand can have sex with me tonight"

One old gent in the back yells out "elephant"...

The old woman says: "Close enough"
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Sep 4, 2009
 
The name plate on his office door fell off and he was looking for the directory.
Arminius

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Professor Chaos wrote:
...so this goat wonders into a nursing home and one of the residents who just woke up from a nap looks over at the goat and sez.....
"just because you got some last night, does NOT mean you're getting any TODAY, Oscar, and don't come back without shaving and washing!"

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Arminius wrote:
<quoted text>"just because you got some last night, does NOT mean you're getting any TODAY, Oscar, and don't come back without shaving and washing!"
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