joke swap anybody?

You got any good jokes?

The post office just released a new postage stamp in the shape of a vagina.

But it is not selling well because only 3% of the men know how to lick it.

Why is Obama still trying to be president????

why did hitler committ suicide?

he saw his gas bill.

George B wrote:

Why is Obama still trying to be president????

That is much to fustrating in this fast lane world can you give the punch line to?

come on i know there are better ones out there show your stuff people

why was the #6 afraid of the #7?
Cause 7 8 9, lol

one morning mr smith, the president of a large corporation called his vice president dave into his office. he tells dave, dave we have to make some cutbacks and i dont know who to lay off jack or barbara. dave says well barbara is my best worker and jack has a wife and three kids, i dont know who to fire.
the next morning, dave waits for them to come in to work. barbara was the first to arrive. barbara, he says, i have to lay you or jack off and i dont know what to do. barbara says well you better jack off because i have a headache.

hows this wrote:

one morning mr smith, the president of a large corporation called his vice president dave into his office. he tells dave, dave we have to make some cutbacks and i dont know who to lay off jack or barbara. dave says well barbara is my best worker and jack has a wife and three kids, i dont know who to fire.
the next morning, dave waits for them to come in to work. barbara was the first to arrive. barbara, he says, i have to lay you or jack off and i dont know what to do. barbara says well you better jack off because i have a headache.

i give this three stars ,,keep em coming

Why are men bad at both driving and sex?

because they pull out without thinking who could be cummin.

I read smoking was bad for me...so I quit

I read drinking was bad for me...so I quit

I read f*ckin was bad for me...so I quit reading.

why do police hate hillbilly murder cases?

Because there is no dental records and all the DNA matches.

uh oh we have another contender (hows this)
but i did take some offense to it though,,i can drive

the other i dont remember

a woman comes to the checkout at a grocery store with a pint of milk, a can of soup, 1/2 pound of bologna and a few potatoes. a drunk in front of her looks at her smiles and says.... you must be single? sarcastically the woman smirks and says... gee how'd you guess? the drunk replies ..... cuz your fuckin ugly!

The FBI is looking for a person that steals vibrators, licks balls, and licks it in the rear.

What should I do? Act like I don't know you.

Hey baby wanna come over to myspace, so I can twitter your yahoo till you google all over my facebook.

thanks people a bright spot in my evening those are good

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids..

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....

that's just great....some asshole's got my pen!