"Marmaduke" is still being published but we have crabgrass.
The Olympics are in full swing but I have to change a lightbulb.
Any more non-sequiturs?
So, what is the excuse for all the mass-murderers and serial killers prior to RvW? If you are going to blame everything on the mythical adam and eve, then abortion is irrelevant anyway.
This article should be used in every abnormal psych class in the country as an example of dissociative thinking.