Inmate riot at Boyd County Detention Center

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B-Rad

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This just in. A riot at BCDC led by Jeremy and Raeann Griffith has led to one fatality and multiple injuries. We have now just learned that jailer Joe Burchett was pronounced dead at KDMC. The riot itself happened around 10pm friday when the Griffith couple started jonesing for a hit started a coup and stirred up a hornets nest. Corrections officers along with Burchett were suiting up in riot gear when Joe started having problems squeezing his massive frame in the protective vest and helmet. Thats when according to wittnessnes Jeremy and Raeann's hoard of pillheads broke through the door causing Joe to run like a b***h tripping and falling down a stairwell. In Washington D.C, president Obama heard the news and had this to say. "America has lost its greatest jailer and patriot, there will never be another like him". Obama then ordered all flags at half staff in honor of him. Burchetts flag drapped coffin is on its way to Washington D.C where he will lie in state at the U.S capital rotunda, a state funeral procession will follow. President Obama and former president Clinton will each deliver eulogies as William "Bud" Stevens wont be able to. He has prior obligations visiting all the local cemetaries to scurry up support for his re-election campaign.
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I'm sure going to miss Joe. He always treated me right. Best jailer ever I always enjoyed my stays at BCDC.
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Lol ROFL Lmbo

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