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Apple Valley, CA

Thinking of moving to Apple Valley...

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Traderclay
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#1
May 4, 2008
 
...and have some questions: Thanks in advance.
Our kids are currently in private elementary school, any opinions on public and/or private schools in Apple Valley?

Are there summer camps available?

How is the drive to Ontario airport, my wife travels about four times a month? Is John Wayne a viable option?

What is the sales tax there?

What are property taxes like there, the houses I'm looking at costs around $300k -$550k.

What is a typical electric bill in the summer?(keeping the house around 74 degrees.)

Are IT jobs available in the area?

Are there bike trails around the area?
Frank
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May 7, 2008
 
That depends on whether you like:
Meth labs
Bikers you smell long before you hear
Gang members that use water colors
Mobile home parks that double as trash heaps
Having your house robbed by your neighbor
High desert heat
High desert cold
Spooky looking Goth teens with no makeup
Genital tattoos
Genital piercings
Driving 1:45 minutes to a safe Target
Driving 2:00 hours to a Nordstrom
Having your car stolen
Having your stolen car returned
More needle exchanges than Starbucks
STDs from old, desperate, horny realtors wearing 5 lbs. of makeup
Methadone clinics inside every Wal-Mart
Upperdeckers courtesy of your smart-assed nephew
Tramp stamps on women whose bodies look like the Michelin Man
A land where IQs that never exceed age
Buck toothed, pee stinking, bovine fucking, pickup driving, trailer dwelling, bud drinking, knuckle dragging, beer gutted, deer hunting, ball cap wearing, toothless, inbreeding, misogynistic, hypocritical, bigoted, shrimp dicked, camel smoking, tire swinging, shit on the floor and role in it red necks
Otherwise, forget it.
Second Thoughts
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May 14, 2008
 
Frank wrote:
That depends on whether you like:
Meth labs
Bikers you smell long before you hear
Gang members that use water colors
Mobile home parks that double as trash heaps
Having your house robbed by your neighbor
High desert heat
High desert cold
Spooky looking Goth teens with no makeup
Genital tattoos
Genital piercings
Driving 1:45 minutes to a safe Target
Driving 2:00 hours to a Nordstrom
Having your car stolen
Having your stolen car returned
More needle exchanges than Starbucks
STDs from old, desperate, horny realtors wearing 5 lbs. of makeup
Methadone clinics inside every Wal-Mart
Upperdeckers courtesy of your smart-assed nephew
Tramp stamps on women whose bodies look like the Michelin Man
A land where IQs that never exceed age
Buck toothed, pee stinking, bovine fucking, pickup driving, trailer dwelling, bud drinking, knuckle dragging, beer gutted, deer hunting, ball cap wearing, toothless, inbreeding, misogynistic, hypocritical, bigoted, shrimp dicked, camel smoking, tire swinging, shit on the floor and role in it red necks
Otherwise, forget it.
LOL, and this coming from a poster in Ga. Georgia...where you go to family reunions to pick up on chicks.
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