Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

BIG_STEVIE wrote:

A little girl said, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?
"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.
As she sat on her grandfather's lap she said, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog."
The girl said, "Grandpa, will you please, please make a sound like a frog?"
Perplexed, her grandfather said, "Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
And the little girl said, "Because Grandma said that when you croak, we're going to Florida!"

Stew turd blows.

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>Stew turd blows.

ATTENTION wtf!

This is what; ‘we’ The Republican Party intend to do in November!
A. Replace Obama.
B. Take the Senate and oust Harry Reid.
C. Gain in the House and Impeach Nancy Pelosi.
D. Make you our ‘Poster Bum’ and get you off the draw and into gainful employment! And maybe some electro-shock therapy.

lol this is to funny

Homeland Insecurity wrote:

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ATTENTION wtf!
This is what; ‘we’ The Republican Party intend to do in November!
A. Replace Obama.
B. Take the Senate and oust Harry Reid.
C. Gain in the House and Impeach Nancy Pelosi.
D. Make you our ‘Poster Bum’ and get you off the draw and into gainful employment! And maybe some electro-shock therapy.

Then finally all out troubles will be over. Just like every other time repubs have had control. I cant wait.

shewwww wrote:

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Then finally all out troubles will be over. Just like every other time repubs have had control. I cant wait.

You won't have to wait long!

Keep up the good fight there, Jim! It's a never ending source of amusement for me and the boys to see you people fighting over which one of me gets "elected" this time around. We especially like the little 4 point list of things "you" (the Republican Party, hahaha..that's hysterical)intend to do come November. As if it makes any difference who's running that sideshow. Keep on voting like you people matter! It's good to be me!

Homeland Insecurity wrote:

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You won't have to wait long!

Did you type that with a straight face?

Friendship between women:
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.

Friendship between men:
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.

Homeland Insecurity wrote:

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ATTENTION wtf!
This is what; ‘we’ The Republican Party intend to do in November!
A. Replace Obama.
B. Take the Senate and oust Harry Reid.
C. Gain in the House and Impeach Nancy Pelosi.
D. Make you our ‘Poster Bum’ and get you off the draw and into gainful employment! And maybe some electro-shock therapy.

Mitt dodged the Draft in France.

Mitt hides his Money in Bermuda.

Mitt creates jobs in China.

Mitt hides his fraudulent Tax Returns.

Mitt is a piece of shit just like you.

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>Mitt dodged the Draft in France.
Mitt hides his Money in Bermuda.
Mitt creates jobs in China.
Mitt hides his fraudulent Tax Returns.
Mitt is a piece of shit just like you.

In the United States there are 2 Senators from each State! How many Senators do we have in America wtf?

omg kill him!

Homeland Insecurity wrote:

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In the United States there are 2 Senators from each State! How many Senators do we have in America wtf?

How many queers live with you?

but is it safe

Bart wrote:

but is it safe

Not a fair question with an abundance of Kentuckians on this thread. Just the one tooth to sacrifice and all...

Tell them you're smart, proving IT impossible, putz ~! LMAOROTFu~!

Pikeville Underground wrote:

Rand Paul supporters don't respect the 1st Amendment.

Nevermind

Paulistas and jockstraps have the same thing in common--both support a couple of nuts.

The Koochie Monster wrote:

These Dumb Arses in Ky will probably vote that Nut Case Rand Paul in. These Hillbilly's don't understand he will try to get their checks cut off. LMFAO!

Not everyone on Kentucky is sitting at home waiting on or expecting to receive government aid. Kentucky is full of hard working, God fearing people, who strive to take care of their families. Sure we have our problems, but show me a state that does not ...

Instead of Stepping on a head?

Let's Stomp a Few Republican Toes!

I don't like starting an argument, but someone needs to tell these Peckerwood Republicans a thing or two.

Is there a Single Republican on here that hasn't had their toes stepped on? How about a little dose of truth from a Real Kentucky Democrat.

Mitt Romney the Bernard Madoff of Politics

Mitt Romney is the Bernard Madoff of politics, in other words the biggest fraud to come along since Richard Nixon got involved in the Watergate Scandal. When it is all said and done we will find out that he used more angles of the Federal Income Tax Code then a Home Builder, building a 68000 sq .ft. home with a 32 car garage.

Did you see that fake the other day with that shopping cart, from a hardware store? Who does he think he is fooling? He isn't a Handyman, Joe the Plummer, or Ace the Hardware Man. He was just putting on a fake show for everyone.

I seen a picture of Romney putting groceries in the back of a black SUV. Who does he think he is fooling? He is no average Joe Blow, running by the Convenient Store, or Kroger for a few groceries to take home. It was all for a FAKE Photo Opportunity. Just more of that Snake Oil Salesman.

Just like his plans for America, he doesn't have any plans, he is accustomed to buying all he wants, and letting someone else do all the work, while he gets all of the credit. He hasn't come up with one single plan to cut the deficit, to curb government spending. He will be just like the last three Republicans that lied and bought their way into the White House. He will be the biggest spender in history, at the same time telling everyone, we need to cut taxes for the wealthiest, so the Middle Class can enjoy the trickle down economics, and enjoy a better economy for all. It never worked under Ronald Reagan, G. H. Bush, nor G. W. Bush. That is exactly the reason, the country was in such a mess and going into the worst depression since 1929, under the Trickle Down Economics of three failed Republican Presidents. Now they want the White House back again to start helping the rich again, help themselves to all of the handouts the government will allow.

griddy wrote:

<quoted text>Not a fair question with an abundance of Kentuckians on this thread. Just the one tooth to sacrifice and all...

lmfao