Unearthly assault alleged

Beautiful for the lawyer. We can't charge him because he is not of this society. From where do these idiots come ?

What is he tripping on?

i find it hard to beleive that that girl was that stupid. if a boy would have told that story to one of my daughters they would have slapped the snot out of him

Tarnished Sheba wrote:

What is he tripping on?

You mean what were they tripping on..She had to be on something too, She believed him..OMG!!!! Im freakin speechless..

aaooooooooooooo werewolves of london....

Mulder?

Scully?

Wait a minute! He claims that he is part werewolf and part vampire, and he is released on $25,000. unsecured bail, for a sexual assault.
Where is the psychiatric commitment? Am I missing something here? Throw me a friggin' bone!

One time this girl thought I was a werewolf and vampire hybrid, and I was really offended. I had to explain to her that just because I have a hairy back and sleep all day does not mean that I am a super human, night stalking, blood sucking predator. Can you believe the nerve of that girl!!

MICHELLE D wrote:

<quoted text> You mean what were they tripping on..She had to be on something too, She believed him..OMG!!!! Im freakin speechless..

Your right!

Just think, this is the generation that is going to take care of us when we get old... God Help Us!!!

Tarnished Sheba wrote:

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Your right!
Just think, this is the generation that is going to take care of us when we get old... God Help Us!!!

Tell me about it..

Is this for real?

Please tell me it's not. I always had a sneaking suspicion Pottsville had some issues, but this... is just too frigging much!

How on earth did the police officer manage to keep a staight face?

I think their should be some kind of contest on the most stupidest police report.

This one we have above.

The man from Quakertown that called the police for help and then beats the shit out of the cops.

The women that gave the policeman a golden shower on his leg.

Can anyone come up with a few others?

I missed the one on the woman peeing on the policeman. Where was that?! Good Lord!

The one about Quakertown doesn't surprise me in the least, there are a lot of strange ducks in Q-Town and immediate vacinity.

I did see one a while back about a guy calling the police to report he'd been robbed during a drug transaction. That would be right up there with some kind of idiot award.

Unbelievable.........then again, yes, there are a ton of wackos walking in all our neighborhoods. And to think Dr. Spock and other "raising children experts" told us all not to instill fear in our children by telling them not to trust strangers!!!! Remember that? I told my son from day one not to trust strangers. I didn't give a crap what Dr. Spock or the like thought I should or shouldn't do! LOL! BEWARE OF STRANGERS KIDS, yes they might harm you.

Tarnished Sheba wrote:

I think their should be some kind of contest on the most stupidest police report.
This one we have above.
The man from Quakertown that called the police for help and then beats the shit out of the cops.
The women that gave the policeman a golden shower on his leg.
Can anyone come up with a few others?

The lady swearing at her toilet, remember? Then, the off-duty cop 2 or 3 doors down told her to stop the profane language and it ended up in court. LMAO!

Reality Check wrote:

I missed the one on the woman peeing on the policeman. Where was that?! Good Lord!
The one about Quakertown doesn't surprise me in the least, there are a lot of strange ducks in Q-Town and immediate vacinity.
I did see one a while back about a guy calling the police to report he'd been robbed during a drug transaction. That would be right up there with some kind of idiot award.

That was last week about the woman, the police responded to a 911 emergency hang-up call and found the women in her car drunk with no pants on... she fought with police and pissed on him.

An investigation that inadvertently began when Warminster Township police cited a man for pubic URINATION. The investigation started when township police caught a man uninating in public, the man was on probation, and he started feeding police information about the local drug trade to stay out of prison.

I am actually keeping some of these articles and putting them in a scrap book.. This stuff is funny!

TheyWalkAmongUs wrote:

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The lady swearing at her toilet, remember? Then, the off-duty cop 2 or 3 doors down told her to stop the profane language and it ended up in court. LMAO!

Yes!!!! That was a good one. I have that article in my scrapbook.

TheyWalkAmongUs wrote:

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The lady swearing at her toilet, remember? Then, the off-duty cop 2 or 3 doors down told her to stop the profane language and it ended up in court. LMAO!

Now that one was funny..

I cannot believe that any one of you do not see how this young girl was misled by this pervert and how he is a child molester/rapist!! People like this will say anything they can - and children believe them. I am sure this is not the "whole" story - I am sure there was something that made the girl believe he was at the very least - an absolute crazy fiend! Yes, the story is funny, but do not let it take away from the fact that this guy is a rapist! It could have been YOUR daughter next. Thank God they caught the creep.

jimbod99 wrote:

Wait a minute! He claims that he is part werewolf and part vampire, and he is released on $25,000. unsecured bail, for a sexual assault.
Where is the psychiatric commitment? Am I missing something here? Throw me a friggin' bone!

Where was frankenstein, when all this occurred.? OH yea, I forgot.! Pizza delivery in a rice burner......(he took out the front seat. sits in the back to drive)