Jesus Christ

Does anyone know him,what kind of person is he?

He's this middle Eastern Jewish hippy type. Throws great parties, man, but kind of New Agey.

Kind of a hippie. All about love and peace. Doesn't talk much, but when he does, people listen. Hangs out with a lot of guys, and one prostitute. Seems like he could be a poster child for an alternative lifestyle.

he got the dankest herb

Yea I know him, he Died for the World's sin so we could live and live more abundantly.

AlwaysHope wrote:

Yea I know him, he Died for the World's sin so we could live and live more abundantly.

nah man he just had a run in with the fuzz and got laid up for a few days. one hit of that lucky j g and he was back to his bad old self.

jayzizzle wrote:

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nah man he just had a run in with the fuzz and got laid up for a few days. one hit of that lucky j g and he was back to his bad old self.

So you do know him.

Am I the only one that just got a mental image of Jesus yelling "Don't Taze Me Bro!" and getting tazed? lol

BubbaTheLoveSponge wrote:

Am I the only one that just got a mental image of Jesus yelling "Don't Taze Me Bro!" and getting tazed? lol

Taze me not, good brother!

=zap zap

why in the world do you people think this is funny?

why wrote:

why in the world do you people think this is funny?

You know, I think it is double standards! People on here posting how terrible it is that people speak out about homosexuals but find it okay to make fun of the belief Christians have. These are the same people who call Christians Jesus freaks but have a caniption fit if someone calls a homosexual a queer or make fun of them.

It is all double standards. The good ole like what I like or you are a freak.

So no one really knows him,that is sad.

He's my SAVOIR!!

jayzizzle wrote:

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Taze me not, good brother!
=zap zap

LMAO, I literally just blew mountain dew out my nose.

I DO wrote:

He's my SAVOIR!!

It took nine post before someone said he,s my Savior.I know who and what He is,i bet the others do to.

I DO wrote:

He's my SAVOIR!!

Savoir - French Verb meaning To Know.

Savior - English Noun referring to a person who rescues another from harm, danger, or loss.

Wondering Soul wrote:

<quoted text> It took nine post before someone said he,s my Savior.I know who and what He is,i bet the others do to.

Maybe some of us who see how these threads go don't want to cast our pearls before swine.

Maybe wrote:

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Maybe some of us who see how these threads go don't want to cast our pearls before swine.

You are right,some of these threads don,t go to well,sometimes i wonder how people really feel in their heart when ask who Jesus Christ is.

Didn't he run a record store in the show Family Guy?

Wondering Soul wrote:

<quoted text> You are right,some of these threads don,t go to well,sometimes i wonder how people really feel in their heart when ask who Jesus Christ is.

I agree with you the bible tells us not to cast our perils before swine. It is hard though seeing people writing stuff like this about my Lord and savior. But the Lord tell us vengence is his and I don't think he will stand for stuff like this much longer. I will pray for the ones posting this crap because I am to love my enemies too.
Matthew 5:44-45 44But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45so that you may be children of your Father in heaven